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@ToMooneyy @RaysBaseball Catcher and pitcher on different pages, 5 was my favorite pitch! That’s when the catch didn’t have to move any.

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@DeionSanders Coach can we get Cody @CodyVVlogs a try out?

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@JonSwiftUCF Thank you for the follow up

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@TorelloSports https://t.co/t9BteaFum0

[American Football @American_FB]

.@battie941 making it look easy for the Bulls with a 10-yard TD! South Florida leads 7-3 over the Gators.

#AmericanFB x @USFFootball

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@XFLVipers https://t.co/wBXJMsh6Ho

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@FrontierCare thanks for canceling flight 2519 LONG ISLAND/ISLIP, NY (ISP) to TAMPA, FL (TPA) this morning without any notice. Stay classy.

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@jeremypiven cheese

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@Party_Pat_Doe I'm too immature, can only tweet every 4 or 8 years

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@Party_Pat_Doe how much winter pat?

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@asktheking wrong!

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@mattseg nice, goodluck. Hope you get front row.

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@mattseg thanks for response, what bs. I have 4 person voucher and only my wife and I are going. Let me know if you want to meet up.

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@ACEcaughtaDeuce ace what time did you get there? Sounds like it was a cluster fuck. Did you have a voucher or actual tickets?

[Beetlejuice Green @Beetlepimp]

Q; what came first chicken or egg? A: " i got ya egg right here, I put my flyin chicken dick in his wifes ass, dats my fuckin egg"

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@Beetlepimp What came first, the chicken or the egg?

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From Howard's interview w/ Norm M. @HowardStern Do you have like $50k saved up? @normmacdonald Oh yeah! I've got like $118k...hilarious.