your mom

get equipped with finger guns

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

friend: hey can i see ur phone
me: uh yea just one sec

[elliot @laterelliegator]

WE HAVE TAKEN YOUR GHOSTBUSTERS AND STAR WARS AND SUPERHEROES AND DOCTOR WHO NOTHING IS SACRED WE WILL DEFILE IT ALL WITH OUR WOMANLY HANDS

[your mom @partypooped]

What exactly is it then, genius? https://t.co/n3ICTXfVXn

[Matt Pearce 🦅🇺🇸 @mattdpearce]

shitposting as a national ethic

[Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall]

@spookperson *runs through streets screaming*
THE TEENS WILL DO BUTT STUFF!!!!!

[Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson]

the best part of this is she had to buy all the magazines she burned https://t.co/ExaFjvYvfq

[your mom @partypooped]

Just setting up my Twitter. #myfirstTweet