Nirvana Zia

Alien bimbo who is better than you

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The alternative kid to country grown up pipeline makes complete sense to me. The hicks never made fun of my steel toed boots and crazy hair💚

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It’s always the rudest girl you’ve ever met telling her friend (also rude) “Don’t accept the bare minimum!!! He doesn’t deserve you!”

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“Dream job dream job dream job this is your dream job you picked this”
I whisper to myself on my way to my first appointment of my 6th 13 hour work day in a row without a day off

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Hate when I get local ads on my finsta. Like ew hello?? I am trying to pretend I do NOT live here

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@DupraineToldYa @srnaaazz @DailyLoud He also had a choice not to feature a 10 yr old girl but ok then 😵‍💫

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Always some girl in the feed who thinks she’s a chef. Beloved I know nobody asked you for that damn recipe

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Some business owners really seem hell-bent on alienating people and making them uncomfortable before they even step foot in the door. I don’t give a shit what you look like etc if you’re polite and have money.

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@MikeDizzll @DailyLoud Hmmm ok

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@rollyhyno “You can’t take me anywhere 🤪” it’s just a video of them drinking a mimosa

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Dudes will ask you about your sexual history then get mad at the answer. Meanwhile they have never been tested once in their lives

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He asks the guy if he’s positive she is working there today. He replied “yes I just talked to her and she said she’s there right now. The lunch was a surprise.” He ended up letting the dasher just keep the food but the way I clasped my hand over my mouth 😅

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A dasher just came in and told me he picked up an order from us last week and brought it to rite aid. The person whose name was on the order wasn’t there so he called them. A guy answers and says the order is for his girlfriend. The dasher reiterates to him that she’s not there.

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@JonathanBeggs1 @atlasqueefd @empathyhaver That’s my question too 💀 like their English somehow got worse over time as they participated in a college course? 😂 sureeee

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@HappyToHelpYa @LocalOnThe8 @latkedelrey Did the pregnant person magically not pay for their own education as well? 🤔

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@darklowrd @ashiiuou @22dbrit @yeonajji @laeswrld It’s not a fake scenario it’s literally what’s happening in the video 💀

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@luvalwaysjake @laeswrld No literally I was engaged once and my best friend would do this type of shit with my ex along with arguing all the time. now they have a baby and she credited me for introducing them on her blog.

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@darklowrd @ashiiuou @22dbrit @yeonajji @laeswrld There is no assumption here, the girl is not the boyfriend’s best friend, she’s the girlfriend’s best friend. So the boyfriend is rubbing his groin on his girlfriend’s friends face. I’m not a narcissist for thinking it’s inappropriate for someone besides me to touch my partner.

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Not to be overshadowed by girls going out to brunch posting “I really needed this my heart is so full now” chill it’s literally mimosas with ppl you barely like

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Girls post festival being like “so grateful gif the experience my heart is full 🥹” we get it you took molly and made out with everyone