Izzy Enri

*Painting above by Katelyn Peterson*

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Druski’s entrance #BETAwards

[EducatëdHillbilly™ @RobProvince]

I turned the AC down in my car so I could use the heated seats.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

yea i knew the muffin man *flicks cigarette*

[Cub Swanson @CubSwanson]

How about a 3 strikes rule to people missing weight. If you miss 3 times you are no longer eligible for that weight class?

[Peanut @peanut_bettor]

Teammate in pickup - "Maybe you should try cutting or moving off ball rather than hanging out at the 3point arc. You're like 1/8 today"

Me:

[𖤐 @drkwintertokyoo]

its tapes getting hated on that ain't never been hated on before

[Matthew @sponhourm]

We have three 1s in 2033. I need all 7th grade boys to lock in right now.

[🧊 @nothesi]

kawhi trying to flee america with a pending rico is lowkey frying me

[𝚉ø𝙽𝙰 @SillyGirlPsyops]

He did nothing wrong.

[DameAflame 🤟🏽 @DameAflame]

POV: you’re at Best Buy and put on 1 hour of Damian Lillard highlights on the refrigerator

[Sammy J Jonah Jameson @SammyJReacts]

Do NOT take this home. I repeat, do NOT take this home

[massage gun kelly @treswritesstuff]

The way Bam falls in this is maybe the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in a movie. Perfect. Like his heels are on an axis.

[ʎǝlpǝH ɐnɥsoſ @JoshuaHedley]

The punch is the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

[Ian Runkle/Runkle of the Bailey @ YouTube @IanRunkle]

Things my clients have done in police interviews:

- Ignored the cops to take a nap.

- Physically slammed their own head into a desk in an attempt to make it look like the police assaulted them.

- Told the cops that he was going to walk because the cop was a rookie and he was going to hire a good lawyer and just openly mocked them non-stop.

- Shrieked incoherently for 60+ minutes.

...and literally all of these things were better choices than answering any of the officers' questions.

[tom stakes @tomstakes]

I love how they all started hugging him like it was a meet and greet 😭😭😭

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

like chill bro

[Europoor @theEuropoor]

european reddit cannot be a real place

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Notice the 5 seconds where the hawk can’t comprehend that level of stupidity.

[Moongazer @joeybeastmarket]

The average tick would die of nicotine poisoning if you smoked one cigarette before it bit you. Make sure to take a drag every few minutes on a hike. It’s for your health. You likely only have 6 months of this being effective before nicotine resistant ticks are accidentally released from the national laboratory for preventing ticks from developing nicotine resistance

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

That man is a goddamn patriot.