lil syrup

mixtape dropping soon (she/her)

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

when someone posts a picture with their extended family and you realize you got the ugly cousin 🫡

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

i’d love to hang out but not feeling very safe for public consumption

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

alas that these evil days should be mine😔

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

this looks just like the jungle biome in microsoft

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the only thing holding me together right now is the fact that i have more than one hair elastic

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

someone just came to the door and offered to sell me houseplants out of their van. i so nearly got got

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

what if you could run up a tree to the moon

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

another one. dj khaled

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

what’s the bet i could find abu x magic carpet fan fics

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

@guy_called_adam mine ghosted me

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i’m binge watching robin willaims (may he rest in piece) stand up comedy clips

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

@butterbandit100 or a lil pocket bible

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i guess we’ll find out what happens in the next episode of the future

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

spatchcock

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pentacle porn

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catapults + my collection of high-tech sex toys = chunks of dead hitchhiker.

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

@noahgonzy @adamiskindacool slay king

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

maybe if i keep poking it, it’ll go away

[lil syrup @pascalejude]

just saw someone fall on their ass, banana peel style

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i want to climb him like a tiny hobbit would an ent