Apple’s market value is currently $4 trillion. Tim Cook has been “cooking” since after Steve Jobs. Now that Apple has a new leader, John Ternus, they now have a Thanos. Looks like they’re about to collect the Infinity Stones. The Avengers(Samsung, Google etc) should assemble fast
I told this girl that I’m not seeing my period ATM, and she sent me a pregnancy test strip. 🙆🏽♂️
Now I’m literally confused if her action is smart sarcasm or if she’s just plain daft.
I don’t even want to find out.
Nigerian commercial banks will humble you when life has already humbled you enough.
Ever since fintech banks entered the scene, their online platforms suddenly can’t breathe again.
Are they refusing to innovate, or is suffering Nigerians part of the business model? @wemabank
Back then, even goats knew how to return home at night. Today? Even “mother hen” abandons her eggs. If that doesn’t scream retrogression, I don’t know what does. 🐓💔