Peter Schwartz

conspiracy realist

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@skpatriotauthor @RepThomasMassie Fuck off

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@HeimishHumor @RepThomasMassie Fuck off

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@OrphoeusPlays @RepThomasMassie Fuck off

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@LalaLee65 @RepThomasMassie Fuck off

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@Johnjp6y @PopBase @RepMikeRogersAL @RepAdamSmith It's way past that time, bud

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@TMSTRS_ @BriannaWu You had me until your last sentence

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@KethosProject @brt1974166275 @drantbradley Evan A. Vacadotoast. Yep, I know this dude. White, gay as fuck.

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@MrWojna @LionelMedia The Romans ...

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@JohnSmi05612180 @LloydLegalist And touch it to your tongue to see if it has juice

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@ColonelTowner A U2 flight over Israel is exactly how we discovered the Dimona nuclear facility

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@no2hater @NegAffirmations @PanasonicDX4500 No, that's the Star of Remphan you fucking idiot.

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@Matt_Bracken48 @scott_swillis The problem with woodchippers, when it's got ahold of your finger, it's taking the whole arm, and likely your body too.

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@khanfrompak01 @EthanLevins2 What leader does that? The kind of leader that announces he had nothing to do with Charlie Kirk's death, moments after he was murdered.

[Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz]

Watching Amazon Prime while the Iranians burn.
Stuffing our mouths with cheesysugarbacon
while the sky turns black over Tehran.
Laughing without smiling.
Laughing with full mouths and empty eyes
while their water mixes with oil and blood.

"Hoho this will hurt Trump in the midterms"
the liberal chortles,
masturbating furiously
while ruined parents pull ruined schoolbags
out of ruined schools.
Frolicking on lawns with hamburgers in both fists
doing patchouli tai chi
in clothes made by slaves
as black rain waters gardens
of severed limbs and blown-out eyeballs.

This is our culture.
This is our religion.
Praying to Pornhub while children scream,
telling ourselves it will all be worth it
when Iranian women can do OnlyFans
to pay for boob jobs and butt lifts
and go to Capitalist Heaven when they die.
Jizzing Taco Bells and bail bonds firms
all over the global south,
our bellies full of the flesh of children,
our veins full of plastic
and our mouths full of Lexapro,
dancing at the ballroom covered in blood and brains,
gyrating to AI-generated music
cranked up to maximum volume
to hide the sounds of the explosions
and the gasps of our dying souls.

Oh I'm sorry,
am I bumming you out?
Have a hamburger and a Xanax.
Everything's fine.
This is all normal.
Let's pick the bits of skull and teeth from our hair
and go party.

[Harrison H. Smith ✞ @HarrisonHSmith]

I might get killed for posting this, the least you could do is watch it.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

If you’ve got a pair of balls, repost this

[Russell Coleman @RDC00]

@Liberty_Xtreme @qaggnews Ted Kazinsky wrote about the technological enslavement of mankind being sold as advancement and necessary for the modern society we live in. He was right.

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@Proud_Zionist18 @cenkuygur Two heads of the same snake

[Peter Schwartz @paschwartz131]

@KadenDane @MrMBB333 How do I do this with 2' of snow on the ground?