dumblewhore 🖤

INFP-T, certified crybaby, she/her 💖💛💙

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Me, terrified of guns, thinking of becoming a firearms analyist.

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

“I would marry you” “I would give you all the kids you wanted” “I would take care of you”

Do it, pussy

[MANSTA 🤍 @mansta_]

I’ll add to this: a lot of men don’t have crazy high sex drives. Alot of them use sex as a vice just like drinking, smoking or gambling.

Men don’t just crave the erotic ecstasy of being intimate, orgasming just feels better than punching a wall.

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Why do I love a man with a slutty mustache??

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

I feel like such an afterthought of a human being.

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Apparently the theme every pride month is bi-erasure.

How hard is it to understand you can be queer AND in a heteronormative relationship??

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Bear in the big blue house is pro vax 🫡

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Whoever said the days were long is a LIAR. I literally just want to spend 24/7 with my babies. The days are too short. We don’t play enough, we don’t get to spend enough time together. We all sleep too much, I work too much. Three months went by too quickly. My newborns are gone

[rak @rakwtf]

as a man, fumbling a marvellous woman in your 20s only to realise she could've been the love of your life but now you'll probably never see her again and carrying that haunting melancholy forever in your heart is almost a prerequisite to greatness

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

I don’t know how to ask for help

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

@Hag26_1 @amil How dare I, a mother, expect my children to respect stranger’s personal space and boundaries?? Almost like I don’t want my crotch goblins to be menaces to society (at least not in this current context)

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Don’t take parenting advice from randos on the internet over your pediatrician, people. Why does this need to be said??

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

I know this may not seem like a big win, but I just pumped enough to feed both of my babies. I don’t care that it was during a power pump, I did it 🥹🥹

[Matthew Gertz @MattGertz]

I learned about Klinefelter Syndrome (XXY) and Turner Syndrome (XO) in biology class my freshman year of high school.

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Asa had a blowout so bad I just threw the whole outfit away 💀

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Today I accidentally shot breast milk into Michael’s ear. I love motherhood

[dumblewhore 🖤 @pasdame_]

Fucking kill me. Our electric bill was almost $400 this month