Kobe’s understudy.

just vibes.

[m̃ @hexesandspell]

Due to inflation, the price of my presence has gone up.

[Sir Eazi @mreazi]

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly ⛹🏿‍♂️

[X @Xouy17]

Enjoy ur time with me..i like to disappear.

[D🧊ve!🖤 @Davidnextdoor_X]

Soya chunks are not even bad people just associate them with poverty but they're really good 😭

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

bitch na insult but bad bitch na compliment
girls too mumu abeg😂

[Jiggy von Doom @Jiggy_CH]

Monkey with all the bananas tells other monkeys that bananas won't matter in 10 years.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

sad reality of life;

[ajay @1meajay]

make i use this one console myself for all the financial mistakes wey i don make this week

[Bernard Burrows @Bernard_BKabwe]

When your girl tells you to order anything you want for lunch, can I include tires for the car?

[Nwankudu Osinachi @Osinachi_W]

"Too many wire transfers bound to have a good girl's morals tangled"

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[Ariel @ArielKwiat]

At this point as a software engineer I'm basically a condom for Claude

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i often delay my responses for a few days to honor the traditional concept of postal correspondence and letters.

[. @edgeandgonee]

“2 World Cups”
“3 WC Golden Balls”
“First WC Golden boot”
“All time FIFA WC top scorer”
“9th Ballon d'Or”

We lost everything 💔

[B𝐀𝐑𝐆CELONA @Bargcelona10]

“Cuando una estrella está a punto de desaparecer, brilla en su máximo esplendor antes de apagarse”

[Awrrksone @awrrks]

Things you can cook in 15mins

1. Indomie
2. ⁠ Egypt
3. ⁠England

[Castro1021 @Castro1021]

I agree that Tuchel was at fault.

But whatever tf Bellingham said to Messi here was also a factor…. 😂

[Kobe’s understudy. @pashaaa_17]

Messi is so unreal guys.

[Faye @Faye_lucy0]

honestly i get why people go insane like i get it.