Glittery Balrog

Superficially-educated daughter of the millworking classes

she/her

[Glittery Balrog @pashazaded]

Hi to the random woman shouting through our fence that the BLM banner should come down, we have heard your concerns and can confirm that the banner will not be coming down at this time, or possibly ever. BYE!

[Caroline Bird @CarolineBirdUK]

Thom Gunn, holding immense pain so so lightly

[Leslie Ann Horgan @LeslieAnnHorgan]

This *badly* needs a comma

[Glittery Balrog @pashazaded]

https://t.co/a2eOvWJX0e

[Glittery Balrog @pashazaded]

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[Glittery Balrog @pashazaded]

@lmbsaflavin @Wangleberry Jorts.

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

An article published on April 7 mistakenly claimed that the Clapham chemical attacker Abdul Ezedi had been supported by the Church of England, and that this enabled him to 'beat the system'. We accept that Mr Ezedi is not known to have had any connections with the Church of England and apologise for the error.

[Madoc Cairns @MadocCairns]

Herbert McCabe on Ash Wednesday

[Glittery Balrog @pashazaded]

@alphabetofbein2 People round here do!

[Glittery Balrog @pashazaded]

#dominiccummings

[Kate isn't really here any more @katebevan]

Hyphens are good, actually.

[Carlos @trenesmania]

PRIMER MINISTRE D'ALBÀNIA BASADÍSSIM

[Jonathan Purle @jpurle]

Secretary of State says Banks should stop applying the Politically Exposed Person test to people opening banks accounts…I wonder who it is who makes the Banks do this?

[Wimbledon @Wimbledon]

Classy words from the seven-time champion.

An emotional Novak Djokovic speaks after his #Wimbledon final defeat to Carlos Alcaraz...

[Glittery Balrog @pashazaded]

Lads. I accidentally made Soda Bread Donald Trump. The end days are very fucking upon us.

[Stephanie Insley Hershinow @S_Insley_H]

Overheard a docent tell a group of schoolchildren that Graham Greene wrote The Wind in the Willows, and now I’m imagining the suspenseful version wherein Mole wrestles with his Catholicism.

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

Shoigu in the Kremlin rn:

[Dr Emma Salisbury @salisbot]

I take off my Submarine Expert hat to put on my Russia Understander hat, but no! You fools! They are the same hat