Big Alex Chungus

I can clear 700 Lbs on a leg press He/Him

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

Me vs @connor_hester31 in the bounce house

[c.o.c.k. @MuItimach]

We lose out on fighting the literal epiphany of death because some numbskull pitched a Hulu menu and lightsabers to the Sony execs instead of Destiny 3

yeah GGs man 😪

[Gladd @Gladd]

Can we get

#FuckPeteParsons

trending???

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？

#ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

Twitter is fun now bc every post has multiple ads that basically say “join the Nazis” (join ICE) attached to it and the only way to stop seeing them is to pay the Nazis directly

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

SHOW ME ONE STARVING ISRAELI BABY.

YOU CANT. YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT THIS STARVING PALESTINIAN BABY BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT EVEN HUMAN.

MAKE THIS VIDEO VIRAL. EVERYONE REPOST IT.

[Ripley Zor-El @HuntrixYuri_67]

Guys I'm being serious when I say ever since I saw Superman I haven't felt depressed even once, I've been smiling for 2 days now, I think Superman might've cured my depression. all I feel is happiness and hope now

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

you should be able to parry speed bumps if you tap the brake perfectly just before you hit it

[Zach @urmyeverlovin]

penis penis bo benis

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

@urmyeverlovin Grounds to start going by “Z train” as a nickname tbh

[Higgs Bo(n)son Particle @JohnnyWikiera]

Hey @elonmusk I really wish I could tag #DropkickMurphys in this video from their concert on Saturday

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

Beast mode I’m afraid

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

They have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever and give a new meganium form that’s somehow worse than base

[Pokémon @Pokemon]

After arriving in Lumiose City, certain events will lead you to befriending a Pok��mon that will become your adventuring partner in #PokemonLegendsZA!

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

@_rmaartin @jalenciagasart I read it and insta blocked him. He won’t be getting away with something so boldly wrong

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

@shrinkleberry Dude it’s rough. these people are goblins and take this game way too seriously. Been in my own version of this. Rest easy knowing these dudes take this game so seriously and apply career level effort for something that truly will never gonna give that much back to them

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

Barry Keoghan you stupid stupid man

[sabrina pics ✦ @brinajpg]

OH MY GOD SABRINA CARPENTER

[The Broletariat @Scholf_A_Loaf]

She did this just in time for me to paint her on the side of my B-52 as we go to fight the Nazis again

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

@WolfeyGlick Glad I wasn’t the only one thinking it. Fit the performance well, he is the very best

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

Love when billion dollar company invests millions into animating a show that doesn’t even have shading

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First clip from ‘YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SPIDER-MAN’

Premiering January 29 on Disney+

[Big Alex Chungus @Pashtag99]

You’re not all just chill guys, some of you are genuinely horrible people actually