Hummingbird Saltalamacchia

Boston sports fan stuck in St Louis. Nathan Eovaldi has two World Series rings.

[Hummingbird Saltalamacchia @pasmitty_]

Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he’ll remember with advantages
What feats they did that day: then shall their names
Familiar in our mouths as household words
Tatum the king, Brown and KP,
Al and Jrue, Derrick, Sam, and Payton
Be in our flowing cups freshly remember’d

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@tylermilliken_ Nick Markakis takes strike one

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So proud of the Billikens. Michigan was bigger, faster, and better, but doesn’t mean I have to be happy about it. Provided Schertz stays, SLU is going places. Thanks @WestPineBills, @MidtownMadPod, @studurando, @JackGodar, and @JoelrlHall (and others!) for coverage this season

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Is this the most fun I’ve had watching a basketball game? Yes, yes I think it is #Billikens

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@MidtownMadPod This aged really well

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VCU!!! What a comeback!

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Another immutable fact of March Madness: I will set my picks and then immediately root for every single upset, no matter how much it screws with my bracket.

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We're entering one of the absolute best times of year to be a sports fan. March Madness. The Masters. Opening Day. NBA and NHL playoff pushes are in full swing. Champions League playoffs. Indian Wells and Miami tournaments. It doesn't get much better than this.

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@Section10Pod @Steve_Perrault

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Managed Demoracy? Uh, Helldivers, you good?

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My head is spinning between this clearly-AI-written blog and all the blog counters to it, which are also clearly AI-written. People are just arguing with each other using AI bots to tone their writing styles and it's making everyone look homogenous. Sickening.

[Matt Shumer @mattshumer_]

https://t.co/ivXRKXJvQg

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I woke up on the right side of Twitter this morning

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“The Living Room has but one weakness. Its outer entrances are fully locked except for a small mantle in brick, which is little more than a smokestack."

“……”

“How? How can deer float in air? What kind of Saint can fit down a chimney?"

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@sw_holocron @ComicBook Missing one

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@MLB @Topps Yo

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Hand up, I’m sorry, I have no clue Sandy Koufax was still alive

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Klein and Eric Lauer both the heroes of this game. Super cool. Off to bed

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Will Klein 🤝 Nathan Eovaldi

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This game is only a matter of time. Jays have reduced their lineup to only Vlad and Varsho. Dodgers still have their top 7. It’s like the end of Monopoly and you’re just trying to avoid landing on a hotel

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Nathan Eovaldi redeemed

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WALK MUNCY. TRUST ME. WALK MUNCY.

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Red Sox fans seeing Max Muncy due up in extra innings of Game 3 of the World Series

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Breaking news: Shohei Ohtani getting on a plane to fly to Toronto