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IS HE DEAD

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@lion_politics LMFAOO

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spanberger absolutely COOKED LOSESOME SEARS

[Boba Californian 🧋🌴🇺🇸 @BobaCalifornian]

Im scared

[Anne Smith @AnneS4Justice]

Basically☕️

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, THOUGHT THAT ON JAN 6, 2021 TRUMP WAS POTUS. BUT IT WAS BIDEN? SO SOMEHOW TRUMP LOST THE 2016 ELECTION TO BIDEN? I KNEW IT!! TRUMP IS A DOUBLE LOSER. (MANY CALL HIM "EL LOSER GRANDE") AMERICA IS FURIOUS. (SOME SAY, "FUMING") WE FINALLY KNOW WHY DONALD ALWAYS LOSES. HE'S A LOSER. (MANY ARE CALLING FOR HIS IMPEACHMENT.) OTHERS ARE CALLING TO THANK ME FOR SOLVING THE MYSTERY. (SAD BUT SOLVED.) THANK YOU. -- GCN, ("C" IS FOR CAN'T LOSE)

[👑 Mr. Weeks 👑 @WonderKing82]

Majorie Taylor Greene is getting a little too much support for my comfort.....

[Maddie ✧.* @always_kamala]

“Are you the same person who was telling people not to vote?!”

OH CLOCK THEM KAMALA 👏👏

📷: @MichaelajLawler

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

NEW GOP PROFILE PIC JUST DROPPED

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@PpollingNumbers period omg

[Sarah McBride @SarahEMcBride]

The last time you came for me you ended up harassing my colleague in the women’s restroom because you thought she was me.

Maybe sit this one out.

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@lindyli @SharlaMcBride

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@Kattergang I’d RATHER crawl over broken glass than vote for mark Robinson

[A 🦅🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇹 @LBJhater9000]

Thank the Jews for no school tomorrow

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I miss 538

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@LBJhater9000 @48sOffice maybe she didn’t talk about inflation because this was her concession speech ??? 😭😭

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Why are you tweeting your private likes?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

We have zero tolerance for direct or implicit threats against government officials. We've referred this matter to @SecretService and requested a full threat assessment.