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• growing up against my will •

[regina 💘 @taketurnsrry]

la verdad el nacimiento de mis hijos no superara cualquier concierto al que haya ido tipo como crees que el nacimiento de un niño pedorro va a superar que harry styles me haya cantado its all waiting there for you a tres metros de mi

[Pastrami Mommy @ewelannawhite]

addicted to saying “not my circus, not my monkeys” to things that are absolutely both my circus and my monkeys

[jane ౨ৎ 💋🪩 @prnstacherry]

he’s so cute i wish he didn’t send threats via email

[em ☁️ @cloudhollanov]

getting both of these within the same 24 hours i am SHAKINGGG

[𑣲ari @dearhudcon]

i’ve been staring at this for a concerning amount of time

[scarlett🪾 @hollowandholy]

I’m a human being in the same way a tomato is a fruit

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

A 20yr old seeing my email address:
Wow, how did you manage to get your full name?

Me: I was there when email was invented.

[sera @hudtism]

mamdani manufactured a blizzard in new york so that hudson williams could move around unnoticed before his SNL debut btw

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

my mom said she can pick us up from the psych ward if your mom can drop us off

[mari @googoomari]

this hudcon cocaine is the purest form available in the market i literally can't stop smiling

[saydi 𝜗𝜚 @ilyaheartshane]

men should apologize for not being connor storrie

[Kim ×͜× @Kiminich]

Does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the night changes?

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

if you’re on hinge long enough they should give you a make a wish

[Gi (noah kahan's version)🐞 @mamaeleitora]

eu acho meio ultrajante eu ser tão atraída por um homem loiro. isso nunca me ocorreu antes, não sei me portar

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person i’ve talked to like i’m really sorry

[angie @sweetangelette]

please use "okay" instead of "ok" cus okay is happy and ok is mean and evil

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week.

[💋🪩 @mustachrryfan]

never want to see this stupid photo again

[໊ @user0000O0]

what hobby should i find to prevent a thought from happening