eunoia

verified freak

[🇧🇷🏁 @joelixton]

Just to put the facts out there, Newcastle probably would have been relegated without Nick Woltemade’s goals last season.👍

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

I hope when Nico G scores his 1st goal he does 15 celebrations

[Slutzy Putzy @putzisbackbaby]

❤️

[j @Punished_TBlair]

Try over 12 hours without Jaissle ball

[eunoia @passionfruitszn]

@BSRobsonNE We clearly didn’t watch the same game, Nick showed up in both halves and balled out — almost had a goal. If anything we should be pinning our lack of chances to Barnes and Elanga, who were both shocking.

[eunoia @passionfruitszn]

My boy just asked if I wanted to see an “old mw3 trickshot” of his. Was just him jumping, spinning and spamming the RSASS until he hit someone. Feel like Chelsea when they signed Joao Felix — fucking lied to.

[Lewis Bowden @LewisBowden_]

🤣🤣 I honestly reckon we should just have no expectation this season, embrace the madness and just have a crease all year.

[👑𝔸𝕕𝕒𝕞 𝔾𝕠𝕝𝕕𝕓𝕖𝕣𝕘👑  @AdamGoldberg28]

Me to my tv screen

[steely danielson @AlmotsGraps]

the grumpy dreamworks character dancing at the end of the movie

[manuel neuer ist ein kannibale @Pugatto]

zendaya wäre ein heftiger name für einen brasilianischen achter von fluminense

[Luke Bailey @lukebailey90]

2026 Pavel Nedved looks like Stephen Graham acting as Pavel Nedved.

[eunoia @passionfruitszn]

@FabrizioRomano you slimy prat, a legend and two time ballon d’or winner has passed away, and you say nothing. Got something to do with #nufc ?? Spineless prick, keep posting about Messi.

[Keith Downie @SkySports_Keith]

🤍 🕊️ A statement on behalf of Kevin Keegan’s family:

“It is with immense sadness that we announce that Kevin Keegan has passed away at the age of 75.
“Kevin had been battling cancer and was surrounded by his wife and daughters in his final moments.
“A double Ballon D’or winner, Kevin was a much loved husband, father and grandfather.
“The family would like to thank Kevin’s incredible medical team for all their support.
“This is a hugely difficult time and they are requesting space and privacy.”
#NUFC

[Airport 2.0 @IAmNUFCAirport]

My brother, you dont know ball 🕷️

[Chompy @lukestanley03]

Sums it all up.

[Lewis Bowden @LewisBowden_]

11 fouls on us - 0 card

One tap on Messi - yellow

12 men of Argentina

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Knowing a rapist busted his leg in front of millions just feels right.

[Vidge @sivbreak]

Just noticed that the FIFA World Cup goal-scoring record has been obliterated. It’s not even Klose.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We are delighted to announce the signing of young Dutch midfielder Sean Steur from Ajax 🙌