Eternal fool 🤡

An almost passive parasite.
Rajinikanth, Kingfisher, & masala peanuts. I'm in ❤️ with a low-cost broadmarket index fund:

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Cockroaches (options trainers/seminars), bottom feeders (influencers), scammy tipsters, and other disgusting creatures have become a real nuisance.

A few thoughts on these creatures and how to avoid them yet, not die poor under a flyover.

https://t.co/TXvywotiNS

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Here's a personal finance hack.

If you're in Bengaluru, sell your vote to the highest bidder and invest that money in mutual funds at 12% for 25 years.

But make sure to sell, I mean vote.

#KarnatakaAssemblyElection2023

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@SandeepParekh Wait for the EBITDA before earnings.

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@Vivek_Investor The influenzar plague will devour everything and everyone.

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She made the adults poor, now she's gonna make the kids homeless.

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@SandeepParekh @promila_agarwal I can invest the toffee money in an MF at 12% for 15 years, bit i shall make that sacrifice

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@SandeepParekh @anmolgandhi1509 @abhymurarka I did.

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@SandeepParekh Starving?

She's accomplished that too.

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@SandeepParekh @promila_agarwal Low cost. I take treats, don't give.

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@Jerryterror1 @SandeepParekh @iRadhikaGupta 😭😭😭 proper bezatti

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@anmolgandhi1509 @abhymurarka @SandeepParekh Hey, we've never killed anyone

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@apri_sharma @abhymurarka 😂🙏

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@SandeepParekh @iRadhikaGupta To be fair gross of fees, my (your) morals are high.

[Vidya Bala @bala_vidya]

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@mihir_patki True story

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@SwatiDugar_ @anishteli @mihir_patki @shahpriyank25 @Ary_Mulchandani @stocks_in 😲

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Fixed it.

No one is optimistic that the Taliban can be incentivised to not blow up people. But modest mea­sures to blow up less people would explore the possibility

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

No one is optimistic that the Taliban can be incentivised to behave better. But modest mea­sures would explore the possibility https://t.co/hOdNbenaNn

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In absolute terms, if you had invest in $NOPE ETF (instead of saying "nope" to it), you would've made 60% absolute return.

Is that correct?

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Ps

This is how you get lot of retweets. Just post lots of macro porn with the least amount of context.

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🔴America is going bankrupt and this is going to ruin your life.

America has borrowed $31 trillion and a debt to GDP of 129%. It cannot keep borrowing forever.

A threat🧵

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All the people who think US is the biggest economy, they have the best companies, a safe haven currency, and biggest army are deluded. It's math.

US GDP is $26 trillion. Their debt is $31 trillion. So their GDP is NEGATIVE $5 TRILLION.

It's math!