Democrat Jones

Profession: usually blowing off something important. Please don't mistake my facetiousness for sarcasm.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

@christinawilkie Sometimes in the name of courtship you gotta make something up to get your love interest on the phone. We were all 15 once.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

"Mr. Whitaker’s ascendance to the top of the Justice Department shows [how] much loyalty means to Mr. Trump...

In pushing out his attorney general, the president cast aside one of his earliest and strongest supporters."

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https://t.co/kwKHHovCM3

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

Nothing like coming home to hear kids practice their recorders. The inventor of the recorder is in a strange, dark dimension of hell.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

When I teach, I feel like Steve Kornacki rushing through results at his malfunctioning board.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

@nycsouthpaw Ah, just objective journalism, as we've come to expect.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

Even with 6'6" Chris Sale in the foreground, Aaron Judge looks like a giant. #NYYvsBOS

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

Patriots defense is getting a lot of targets on this drive. #TNF

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

Starting to look a little Bad News Bears out there for Oakland. #OAKvsNYY

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

whomever*

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

NBC News incorrectly reported (as usual) that I was limiting the FBI investigation of Judge Kavanaugh, and witnesses, only to certain people. Actually, I want them to interview whoever they deem appropriate, at their discretion. Please correct your reporting!

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

I have to think you only have this meeting if the plan is to vote against him. Why do the Republicans need to ensure each is on the same page if they're going to vote yes?

[Jim Sciutto @jimsciutto]

Four key swing votes - Flake, Murkowski, Collins and Manchin - meeting now in private on Kavanaugh @mkraju reporting

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

That's a cute idea, but have you looked at the House?

[Simon Maloy @SimonMaloy]

abolish the Senate https://t.co/ZxzY1Okjbg

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

@Rschooley Hell and then some: "Do you like beer, Senator?"

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

But he was so busy with the studying and sportsing and stuff. Top of his class. Accepted to Yale. Does that sound like someone whose lips touched a drop?

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

How'd they get so many gross senators on one committee? It's impressive.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

@seungminkim Awkward...

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

@smotus I'm not sure how they're communicating with women on the committee or their staff during the hearing. Maybe someone has Rosetta Stone.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

'No, Senator, I don't recall that classmate. Do you? Do you, Senator?'

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

@JohnJHarwood And he has an unblemished record! Except all those things he was accused of before this, like lying under oath about having access to ill-gotten documents.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

Someone let me know when Hatch is done speaking.

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

@JamilSmith @amyklobuchar That's not the tone of a distinguished jurist?

[Democrat Jones @passmeapancake]

@davidlitt We all believe this, and he should withdraw.