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(30) prime time witness

[bink @knotbink]

Not everything is sunshine and Filipinos bro

[J @passthezinger]

@Canoopsy You took the motorcycle away wtf man

[ZoZo @Zo5iden]

They don’t make barbers who jack you off anymore

[swinky @swinkying]

(on hot ones) I’m not a fan of spicy food is that okay

[Hadidi @hdrnssr]

Only pedophiles support Israel.

[Dylan 🥖 @SomeRandomDyl]

they call my dick the tv cause it's 55 inches

[ee b @eebus_]

thats on a knead to dough basis

[A @seattleiminyou]

I am in the shire rn yall

[mikayla @blodgrevinnen]

fall colors returning is so comforting

[mikayla @blodgrevinnen]

first photo was a hit so here's some other versions!

[mikayla @blodgrevinnen]

pretty pretty seattle sunsets

[tasman @lildorothy_]

the worst part of jury duty is having to shower with all the other jurors

[hera @shiningdaisies]

be the elephant you wish to see in the room

[Sydney 🚩 @Syddnny_a]

Just saw a guy with balls but no dick

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Do you like penis colada

and getting cock in the rain

[julia ! @wh0reinthealps]

there should be a club in the airport. we all brought our vapes anyways

[Noah Verrier @NoahVerrier]

My oil painting of a grilled cheese sandwich

[Geraldo @voiceofgeraldo]

Lying about my birthday at chilis, getting caught, then escalating into a suicide by cop situation

[b💫 @tbslbre]

i can’t fall asleep :/