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[alexa @past__a]

Amazon Alexa jokes are always funny and original !!!!!!!

[alexa @past__a]

@pgarriz /s .

[alexa @past__a]

@pgarriz Z3:

[alexa @past__a]

@WeBleedBlueNYC Mika

[alexa @past__a]

😍

[Jack Harlow @jackharlow]

Locked in the studio finishing up this album for u. How bout this one next ?

[alexa @past__a]

@devtasticcc Happy birthday pickles 💚

[alexa @past__a]

@sarah_balon 😂😂 I live for the drama “my fiancé’s nana wants to wear blush and that is just TOO CLOSE to white”

[alexa @past__a]

@sarah_balon I reactivated my Facebook for those groups and immediately regretted everything about it…

[alexa @past__a]

@bribrush Louder for da peeps in da back

[alexa @past__a]

@tracyblackbird @devtasticcc Guys I wear three and bought the doc specific socks …this feels like I’m being punished for something

[New Jersey @NJGov]

please don’t propose to people at the Menlo Park Mall food court

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

I transferred from Los Angeles your school has no gymnastics team this is a last resort

[Shelby Hintze @ShelbyHintze]

Going to teach my kids:
1. Not to talk to strangers
2. Who Tony Hawk is
3. Tony Hawk is not a stranger, you can talk to him. Do not embarrass this family.

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

A lot of people don’t know this but you can do a peloton and not tell anyone.

[vampirefreaks.com advocate @batzvomit]

Self deprecating humor is dead, we are delusionally sexy now

[alexa @past__a]

@chahatkchadha You are funny

[alexa @past__a]

@tracyblackbird @jillcen I can smell that picture

[alexa @past__a]

@devkendall What more does a girl need😁

[alexa @past__a]

Family parties means cold penne vodka for breakfast the next day