･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧

a fool, a facade, but mostly a friend 🫶🏻

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

I should’ve been the one to shoot John Lennon

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

It’s like Haley is some kind of beast they keep in an arena and they send sacrifices to #bb28

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

@Damonnn77 @bl00dyrainebow Two bells one jar

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

@bl00dyrainebow Lowkey kinda forgot ab Adults😶‍🌫️

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

@bl00dyrainebow Was applying to a job that required a letter AND video and I just went ahead and logged out

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

@jpegsjo @TaintedSaint2 @xevekiah That “6%-10%” (more like 2%-10%. Source: NSVRC) comes from reported assaults. About 60%+ of assaults go unreported (source: RAINN), so these false cases, of ALL assaults regardless of reporting status, only make up between .8%-4% (source: math)

[nick @Framesofnick]

Killing all of the ai Super Bowl commercials with my mind

[guiga @shozume]

i have a problem with not knowing how to explain something i’ve watched or read without sounding like this

[carson @chihuahuahater]

.@tannertan36 i have received your coded message awaiting further instruction..

[carson @chihuahuahater]

@McDonalds BRING BACK THE TEXAS DONALD

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

@bl00dyrainebow I got the board and the software necessary to bring this dream into reality

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

glass of fucking water i love you so goddamn much . Thank you Glass of Water.

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

@Eve_Barlow Yeah okay girl with FRIED dead ends and unkept eyebrows, keep blabbing😭

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

@chihuahuahater Bout to block the words “header” “bio” and “pinned” 😒

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

the world is my oyster but am i its pearl …

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

in the mint. straight up "discontinuing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My pennies

[seiya @systole_]

it’s the perfect time of year to focus on my indoor hobbies like lying down in a dark room and feeling insane

[Damon @Damonnn77]

Yall ever heard of LeBron James?

[･:*ﾟK *:･ﾟ✧ @pastafarmer_]

@bl00dyrainebow Everyday I mourn my time as a baker… my only responsibilities were to bake, hang out with my friends, and dance….

[carson @chihuahuahater]

i need to do
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