kiki きき

HASTA LA PASTA YOU JERK • hetalia parody account • Romano (South Italy) • Sun-mun

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

【 🇮🇹 Romano / South Italy 🇮🇹 】

𝓜𝓮𝔃𝔃𝓸𝓰𝓲𝓸𝓻𝓷𝓸 𝓭𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓫𝓮𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻.

『 • Canon portrayal of Romano Hetalia
• NSFW contents, MINORS DNI!!
• Literate/will match details
• English
• Mun is 21+
• Not new to character
• Multiship

#aphrp #hwsrp #hetaliarp 』

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

@vee_feli That's you.

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

@3rdItaBrother *hugged him back though reluctantly.*

You talked like I just come back from the death... What's up with that?! Are you crying right now-

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

Dio mio, now THAT was a long nap. New record 😼

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

@Sun_is_bright_ Wha- WAIT- sTOOOOP did you hit your head again? Damnit-!!

*He sighed but not pushing him anyway*

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

@3rdItaBrother Why are you yelling, brat?!

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

@Sun_is_bright_ *gets thrown on the floor*

What the hell?!

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

📱: that's... Just symbolism!
📱: Not every of his bodily fluids have to made into human form 😡
📱: Why didn't you know about this? Aren't you Christian too??

[Dylan Kirkland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @draigenjoyer]

📱: I thought the point was that Christ was god in HUMAN form?
📱: Is it more or less holy than his blood?
📱: Is there a holiness tier chart for Christ's bodily fluids?
📱: This is very important, Lovi-bach‼️

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

📱: it's not... Ugh
📱: Celestial beings wouldn't have something like that!!

[Dylan Kirkland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @draigenjoyer]

📱: it's a genuine question!! (╥﹏╥)
📱: is it Christ cum⁉️

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

📱: 😡 ?!!!
📱: I hope you know that insulting Him isn't nice!

[Dylan Kirkland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @draigenjoyer]

[sending to @pastafxcker]

📱: [attached image]

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

Ouch- oh... Oh god almighty, I forgot about that. But are you sure your taste buds is that bad? If I have to rate this with wine meter, it would be 0/100. I'm sure whatever the shit Alfred has in his walmart is better than this, heh.

[Conor Kirkland ☘️ @taytoenjoyer]

Ah, yer fergettin' somethin' important!

[He claps Lovino's back with a soft chuckle.]

My tastebuds are British, so they are. Wee feckers are dead. I can drink just aboet anythin'.

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

Heh... Grazie! But don't be fooled with its beautiful appearance. I've tried the wine from there and they taste like spoiled grape juice. So if you're visiting Rome, I don't recommend you to drink from there.

[Conor Kirkland ☘️ @taytoenjoyer]

Chrise! That's one o' the most beautiful things I've e'er seen!

[His eyes are sparkling. Absolutely fascinated.]

Yer a real class faella, ye know that? A wine 𝙛𝙤𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙖𝙞𝙣, my god. I cannae believe me eyes.

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

There is! Heh, this one is in Rome and there are several more in other cities. But eugh, it taste gross so it so meh, 😒 still haven't fulfilled my dream to drink wine as much as I want

[Conor Kirkland ☘️ @taytoenjoyer]

I dun, unfortunately. Though I coul' certainly use one. If I ever do get one, yer invited.

An' what aboet you? No wine foentains, I assume?

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

Do you have a whiskey fountain at your place?

[Conor Kirkland ☘️ @taytoenjoyer]

An' whiskey, too.

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

@ciaobxlla Have you seen me not breathing and complain about oxygen, huh?? Huh? Exactly Vene.

[kiki きき @pastafxcker]

Wine should be a free necessity

[Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️ @unhingedA03]

oh god what have I done...someone slap me...or give me more wine

[利子 所得 @nagarisi_]

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[ウルフ @wolf70CH]

地中海眺めながらマンマの手料理腹いっぱい！
【西ロマ】

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