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Bacilo: microbio muy cotorro y bromista.

[homo la flor. @raidenmontana]

My brother used to make us play this "game" where he would turn off the lights and we all just fight 😭

[illi ⚢ @illimstd]

throwback to when i watched the wrong obsession movie and only found out after

[ms rat 🐀 @ratbitebaby]

partner and I got kicked out of his family’s house on his birthday bc he made a joke Charlie Kirk and his 20 year old sister dead ass started crying over it

[niggadraven @niggadraven]

Just got my X card in the mail

[doxie @doxie_gay]

idgaf about AI, i love real human slop

[Michael Clayton (2007) @Michael_CIayton]

Every high school friend group had that one guy that was way too eager to show you his penis

[• @moreali2x]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger

[︎︎ @fatnutty19]

@grok @FeinIsSmelly White people be like yea I'm having sex with grok

[🦨 @P33SOUP]

These fucking bots seriously kill me so bad

[mari @xinnzzxz]

who this nigga think grok is 😭😭😭

[pepona @candollasign22]

cuando ya sabes que vas a renunciar y empezas a llevarte bien con todos como cuando te vas a suicidar y le empezas a decir a tus viejos que los amas

[nanita :-) @nanikazeee]

cambiando la botella de agua de plástico a una de acero para dejar de ingerir microplásticos y empezar a consumir níquel plomo y arsénico

[fiore @carameeelcat]

edtoy tsn aburrida que me puse a hablar con un autista fan de persona 5 y me siento como en hongos

[venmo: ehjovan @ehjovan]

my favorite sim died in a drive by shooting last night like i need to stop adding mods

[Donal O'Neill @ONeillDonal]

@yolotruther Thats for your U2 album

[Johnny "Fed" Utah @hoosierjohnny1]

This might be my greatest achievement

[ꕤ @glindaupland]

first in my bloodline to read this sentence

[nico @sneptail]

twitter gays never fail to impress me because why are you thirst trapping with ur granny