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[🕸️🦇 @pastellete]

@byamarachi Can’t fail if you don’t do anything 🤷🏻‍♀️

[griffin🎃 @ohiojesustwink]

Tried to replace my smoking addiction with eating frozen strawberries but now I just eat frozen strawberries while smoking

[fern 🕷️🕸️ @nijiimura]

Realized I talked too much shit at work yesterday and now I'm paranoid it's all gonna come back to me today

[Max @welp_max]

he’s dead ass modern day Diana

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[maia ☆🇵🇸 @maiadidntwakeup]

That one ex-friend that was lowkey supposed to be in your life forever

[Seth @fiercepatricks]

“ the Bible said homosexuality is a sin”
So is gluttony u fat fvck

[Jeremy @jeremyct]

My wife and I were talking last night about groceries.

I went back into my Walmart app and pulled up an order from January 2020.

30 items. $70.20.

I added every single one back to the cart today.

$165.42.
Same 30 items. Same store. Same cart.
$95 more, In six years.

They told us inflation was temporary. They told us it was under control. They told us the economy was recovering.

My grocery bill didn’t get the memo.

135% increase in six years and nobody in Washington has missed a single meal.

[LEGALLY BALD - has seen the lights - @calebtobey]

Michelle Visage would say there’s no family resemblance

(Pic by j9_allen)

[sackboy daily @sackboydaily]

how it feels to spend more than $5

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me and my bestie at my ex’s funeral when the leader says he was a loving and faithful man:

[Mads @europemaxxed]

How it feels being part of the "lost generation"

[A✰ @Avazoey_]

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[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

I’m so glad this is a universal experience cause wtf everyone be on 😭

[jár @jarodzsz]

i feel like i'm one of the last 500 people on earth who does not use an ai chatbot in daily life