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Classic Fangraphs quotes. I am required to inform you that the website Fangraphs dot com did not exist in 1886 and this is not real.

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(1950) While Mays has shown some incredible upside, this disciplined spending is what will keep the Braves competitive in the future

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You’ll be hearing from my lawyer

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YCLIU: Player Comments I Wish I’d Written
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(1998) Teams can use the DMCA to tie up any media that might hurt their profits in litigation for years

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(1932) Kids who spent at least eight hours a day in the coal mines showed a 250 RPM improvement over kids who attended school

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(1929) If the allegations are true it could make Ruth a strong buy low candidate this offseason

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(1929) There is a lot of questions about Helen Ruth’s death no one is asking

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(1990) Join the hit king for our chat starting now!

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(2019) There’s nothing left to say when the SABR communities legacy will be that cheating is the ultimate inefficiency. Good night

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(2019) There’s nothing left to say when the SABR communities legacy will be that cheating is the ultimate inefficiency. Good night

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(1989) Our prospect expert Al Campanis has a new book out today

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(1920) The Pinkertons could solve several of Charles Comiskey's problems

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(1995) With ESPN locked into a 250 million dollar deal, and the replacement players potentially cutting payroll 100 fold, why give the union anything?

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(1908) If you look at the data you’ll see that bribing an umpire has very little effect

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(1919) Our former prospect experts telegram to Eddie Cicotte looks bad, but

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(1966) Garo Yepremian gives baseball a lesson on how to extract value from foreign talent

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(1944) Trout's MVP snub kills the credibility of the BBWAA

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(1972) How Gaylord Perry revolutionized pitching