Pastor Cujj

Pastor Mattholemew Cudgel. Most Beloved Pastor. Patriot. Warrior for The Jesus Jesus! USA!
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Almighty God prefers the use of a thought terminating cliche! Cry about it. Cry.

#exvangelical #MAGACult #church

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Is all you can eat shrimp a sin? Do you sin at the dinner table? Aghast! Look out, Church! The devil is everywhere! Especially up the you know where...

#exvangelical #ChristianLiving #churchsermon

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All the youths are calling it "Corn" now days!
Corn? Corn?! Why Corn?! The young people are lost, Church! And Cornography is to blame! Amen!

#exvangelical #preacher #Christians

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Jesus Christ was a spitter! Not like the dinosaur from Jurassic Park no! And not spitting like your dirty mind in gutter you pervert no! Jesus spat in the mud! Amen! Hallelujah!

#exvangelical #church

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All the libs and the demonrats are slurping on Satan! Aghast!

#exvangelical #church #christian

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Breakfast can be demonic without you even realizing it! Is that Satan hiding at the bottom of your cereal bowl?

#exvangelical #christian #breakfast

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Cats refuse to worship our most patriotic President so they are of the devil! Turn away from your kitten companions, Church!

#exvangelical #catlover #conspiracy

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Real Christians know we must recover the lost virtue of hatred. The fruits of the spirit are too woke for modern times! Amen!

#exvangelical #maga #christianity

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@jared_shult Librals don’t know Donald Trump is saving us all so I admire nuffing. margar!

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God told me the only way to use umbrellas is to have an umbrella under your first umbrella and another umbrella under that umbrella and then women and children have to do everything you say because that’s how umbrellas work.

#billgothard #exvangelical

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Cry about it. Cry.

#magachristian #exvangelical

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Christians may only listen to CCM! Not those popular unholy jezebel harlots! Amen!

#exvangelical #christianity

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Jesus was into trans! Read your Bibles!

#church #exvangelical

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Everyone keeps saying that President Trump is a liar. But Church, how can Donald Trump be a liar if he's lying FOR Jesus?

Praise be to the holy liars!

#exvangelical #maga #christian

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@magachrchpastr Amen brother! Every patriot should be required to do a rectal scan after they boof bleach with Justice Kavanaugh to fight Covid!

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We must rescue our country from the... you know who.
Fill in the blank...

Praise The Jesus Jesus and President Trump!
Amen!

#maga #christian #exvangelical

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We worship the Jesus Jesus! The Demonrats worship libby libtard snowflakes! Amen.

#christian #exvangelical #church

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@girlsreallyrule Hallelujah! The tarps are waving because of the Holy Spirit! I see nothing but the holy flapping of the Jesus Jesus! Amen!

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Has anybody heard of this guy?!
He's terrifying and scary! True Christian Patriots should be terrified! Aghast! Only the Jesus Jesus can save you! Amen!

#maga #christian #exvangelical #obama #obummer

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The Church of the Jesus Jesus welcomes you inside our hallowed halls! Our church is for TRUE believers with the right names! Not left! Right! MAGA! Amen!

#christian #exvangelical #church #JesusSaves