Pastor Wife Problems

For all those wives married to pastors or church laypeople.

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Yes I will clean up for you & work endlessly for trivial purposes...and then wake up early tomorrow to go to a job where they respect/pay me

[Pastor Wife Problems @PastorWifeProb]

Our church is starting a new program, MOPSWW (mother's of preschoolers who work). We will meet the 6th Friday of each month at 13:45pm.

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All the youth pastor wives: go to bed now! You will be the first at church with hubby tomorrow. #pastorwifeproblems #pastorproblems

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I typically sit in the front row, unless I'm irritated. Then I volunteer to count the offering. #pastorwifeproblems

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Me: "Honey, any ideas for what I should tweet?" Hubby: "Nope, I have too many #pastorproblems ." #pastorwifeproblems

[Pastor Wife Problems @PastorWifeProb]

The ultimate BOGO deal...a pastor and his wife! #pastorproblems #pastorwifeproblems

[Pastor Wife Problems @PastorWifeProb]

Can't play piano or sing. If it weren't for being good with kids, I'd be even further from a Pastor Wife triple threat! #pastorwifeprobs

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Speeding back to church (11:47pm, in pjs) to unlock it because one of the students left their homework in the youth room. #pastorwifeprobs

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I'm afraid to get sick or go on vacation...everybody seems irritated the next Sunday. #pastorwifeprobs

[Pastor Wife Problems @PastorWifeProb]

A church potluck. The dreaded day of all days. Can I get away with bringing a can of green beans? #pastorwifeprobs #pastorproblems

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Yes, I DO love that you give my phone # to all the jewelry/makeup/kitchen gadget reps...then they call me day & night. #pastorwifeprobs

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Someone asks you where your hubby works, & then they give you a record of their church attendance in the past year. #pastorwifeprobs

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ATTN: I am the head of my hubby's fan club, not the complaint department. Sincerely, #pastorwifeprobs #pastorproblems