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Cream Pie Prince. Not boring.

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@doctorbirrion Nothin like some progressive house to start a friday😮‍💨

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@VintageCunture Slap the bar a couple times. Usually works for me

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@svechnikunt They clearly remember the round they sponsored you for last year and are ready to sign off on another season

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Guy next to me on the T is bare handing a plate of fried rice and putting his fingers knuckle deep into his mouth. Good god Thanos was so right

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Dying to know if this chick woke up Sunday and still would consider me “refreshing”

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@VintageCunture Ill remember this next weekend

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Woke up this morning without a hangover and thought I had to log into work. Not used to shit like that on a Saturday

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didn’t drink that much last night so i’m not hungover today. this feels amazing i should try this more often lol

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Will be making up for it today for everyone worried at home

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I GET THIS FEEEEEELING I WANNA BE WHERE YOU ARE 😭😭

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@VintageCunture Always trust the plums

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@sprechensierot Good taste 🤝

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Goin out of my way to try to finish this list🤨

Alesso
Blossom
Chris lake
Dubvision
Eptic
Fred again
Gorgon city
Hardwell
Illenium
John summit
Kid cudi
Leotrix
Martin garrix
Nghtmre
Oliver heldens
Porter robinson
Quinn xcii
R
Subtronics
Tiesto
U
V
Wiz khalifa
X
Y
Zac brown

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@VintageCunture They fucked up giving a white boy like me 2 days off at the end of every week

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Liking girls pre-valentines day dinner selfies on their insta stories to try and start as many fights tonight as I can

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Also just texted every women ive ever touched in this city to see if i can come over

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Ok im fucked up in Columbus Ohio again (fuck me)

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Just put in a zyn. Im 10 min away from getting off into a special reading class im do retarded

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@Khabi_boolin @svechnikunt Exactly

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Me in the publico bathroom rn

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@CBellofattoTV Sup?