PastryJay

26/ England. Pokémon Go enthusiast - level 80 | Going to Copenhagen GoFest 2026

[PastryJay @pastry_jay]

@TheSlimSady2 Correct me if i'm wrong but wasn't gameplay cancelled in only part of the city, and it's a big city. People can still fully play the event, right? I understand it sucks that people have to go from affected area -> unaffected area but it can't take that long, right?

[Josi @MoonseekerJ]

É óbvio q a pessoa com Sd Down q ja ta viva merece ser respeitada e incluída, merece ter autonomia, merece viver como quiser. Mas ao msm tempo não acho q a gestante deva ser obrigada a parir um bebê pcd q vai dificultar a vida dela, só pra "ter pessoas assim no mundo"

[Silver_Nugget | Phione for OU @Sliver_Nugget]

That’s Regirock you, as the new kids call it, “larper”

[cheyenne @cheyeyeyeyey]

Please stop announcing the Northern Lights will be visible if they will not be visible to me.

[♡ @guineverepcc]

rest in peace :( 🤍

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Anthony Stewart Head has sadly passed away at the age of 72.

[PastryJay @pastry_jay]

@Lowkey_4real Don't make a decision until the end of the month! You might get a worse IV but still purifyable shiny so you can purify that and keep this one.

[Kamikaze Cash @kamikazecash]

As a dad weighing in, have kids if you want to. Don’t have kids if you don’t want to.

Children will change 100% of your life’s activities. I can’t think of any aspect of life that is not drastically changed by having kids.

It is the most consequential decision you’ll make. It is a lifelong labor of love. It’s not trivial.

“Jesus wants you to have kids.”
- Jesus didn’t even have kids

“Social security will go insolvent”
- Govt’s problem, not yours

“Your ancestors are counting on you”
- No they’re not. They’re dead.

“Bloodlines!”
- Only relevant if you are a monarch

All of these arguments are fake and dumb. Have kids if you want them, and don’t have kids if you don’t. You owe no one an explanation.

[Kela 🖤🤘 @Lifeonwheels95]

If you don't all vote foxes too really piss off the toff pricks who simultaneously hunt foxes and worship Churchill we have failed as a country

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[Canyou ⚜️ @Valkyrie_Fleur]

When the doctor asks for a stool sample:

[PastryJay @pastry_jay]

What the helly 😮 (2 raids later)

[PastryJay @pastry_jay]

Didn't take long to get a good shadow Dialga, only 4 raids! If I don't get a better one by the end of June, i'm happy with this

[smiles₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎🍀 @ariamisu]

sharing one fish braincell

[MrAvalanche 🔜 ✈️ Copenhagen 🇩🇰 @MrAvalanchePoGo]

Top 10 most stupid Pokemon GO tweets iv maybe ever seen

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Congratulations to Israel for outdoing the Nazis, who didn't even bomb historical sites like the palace of Versailles

[PastryJay @pastry_jay]

Didn't take long to get a good shadow Dialga, only 4 raids! If I don't get a better one by the end of June, i'm happy with this

[jafer ali @jafer_ali_]

@_gambiton_

[REVERSAL @REVERSAL7x]

My heart is full... 🥲❤️
They are bringing back a remaster of the OG Pokémon GO loading screen for the 10th Anniversary of Pokémon GO!