Patrick Fitzgerald

B.C. High '15 Boston College '19.

[Patrick Fitzgerald @Pat_Fitz15]

PSA: Apple just unveiled group FaceTime. That took long enough

[Patrick Fitzgerald @Pat_Fitz15]

@thegame come to me and @jackerdle apartment to postgame. Legit 100 ft from Monroe’s

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Everything wrong with Fox News in one video

[jason y @jasonarewhy]

Only a FOOL would buy IKEA furniture. Instead I just download the instructions and keep emailing their service dept to say that I am missing a piece, until they ship me all the pieces over a six month period

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

Two men on my train are laughing at a group of young Star Wars fans because they've dressed up as their favourite characters to go and see the film. The two men are on their way to watch Arsenal, and are both wearing Arsenal shirts.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A new version of #BostonDynamics Atlas, designed to operate outdoors and inside buildings. It is specialized for mobile manipulation, it's electrically and hydraulically powered https://t.co/fZFcm6bjs4

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

Watch this rep pull out ALL the receipts on Jeff Sessions

[jxke @jakemorell]

wyd - what you doing

wya - where you at

wumambagtsukgmmhbjdywgsukon - what’s up me and my boys are going to see uncle kracker give me my hat back jordan do you wanna go see uncle kracker or no

[Jack Kingston @jackkingston9]

Crazy how eliminating stress also keeps the migraines manageable 🤔

[Bri Schwapp @brischh]

what kind of a SOCIOPATH does sock shoe sock shoe https://t.co/8qicrcB1mI

[Clark Griswald @_ChefDon_]

Fam lmaooo. This is hilarious. Just watch.

[Patrick Fitzgerald @Pat_Fitz15]

Yeah but how’s he gonna surprise her without dropping a good boy https://t.co/oOhOGzeIcX

[Eric!!! @EricMcLock]

The year is 2089. A middle schooler is stressed, for tomorrow he has a history test on Pitbull's 2017 San Diego concert. https://t.co/g9DkVvu0IZ

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Now whenever I see someone using an actual camera I’m like “Easy there, Ansel Adams.”

[Patrick Fitzgerald @Pat_Fitz15]

What part of a dunk is going to be captured by a chest mounted go-pro? https://t.co/wvGIpQlYbX

[Famouslos32 @famouslos32]

Uzi ( lil vert ) 😂😂😂 @LILUZIVERT

[Patrick Fitzgerald @Pat_Fitz15]

Did Apple really make an NFC payment method and digital wallet just for you to be able to drive to an ATM to pick up paper money... https://t.co/Q2mmohL3F2

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Over 5,000 Wells Fargo ATMs now support card-free access via Apple Pay and other mobile wallets https://t.co/3qcGRoukwB

[hungrybox @LiquidHbox]

THE GAME HAS CHANGED