Pat Fry

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@axs @ShowboxPresents @songkick I’ve contacted all three and none of them seem to want to take responsibility for the fact this show was misrepresented. Igorrr was never on the bill and that’s the only reason I bought tix. They’re refusing to refund. Isn’t this fraud?

[You've Gone Too Fart @Gonetoofart]

Hope nobody minds that I posted this video of me masturbating... http://t.co/IAU6UorOz2

[You've Gone Too Fart @Gonetoofart]

@TheDeckerFiles and everyone's so worried about Isis. You don't see them defacing public property, do you?

[You've Gone Too Fart @Gonetoofart]

#FeelTheBern #BlackLivesMatter #BernieSoBlack #BernieSanders

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@Irrylath76 you haven't paid yet, have you? Please say no!

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

I know why the caged bird sings. Because it's fuckin stupid. #RIPMayaAngelou

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

This is what it feels like to live in Seattle right now. #beastmode

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@tjnordaker yeah some of those theories were pretty off the wall. We found the clip from Enjoy It with us in it. That's great they used it!

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@tjnordaker See Room 237 yet? Whadja think? Any legit theories or are they all full o shit. Personally tripped me out. Happy New Year, btw.

[Al Yankovic @alyankovic]

Musical karma-wise, McCartney's entire output in the '60s just barely cancels out "Wonderful Christmastime."

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

MY city paid more for out-of-town, professional athletes who don't give a fuck about us than YOUR'S did, so WE'RE better!! #footballbanter

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@tjnordaker he's famous to me, you motherfucker! He's famous to me.

[Steven BRODY Stevens @BrodyismeFriend]

Lady just sneezed three times in a row + I said "Bless You" twice. Nothing. No response + that's okay because I'm not manic. #professional

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@Irrylath76 Haha! I'm a total T2 nerd. Okay, and a guitar nerd.

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@Irrylath76 awe yeah! The T2 song. So good. And Slash plays a rad BC Rich Mockingbird in the video. Still can't get over that! WTF!

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@ShallaFry I think someone has hacked your Twitter, baby. You just spammed my ass. Thanks!

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

The NSA knows I've been collecting rainwater with my body.

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

Bad news: Big brother is watching. Nuetral news: Nothing new. They've been watching us a while now. Good news: we're watching too. #nsa

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

Alright. Let's knock this shit out quick and get the fuck outta here. #work

[Pat Fry @pat_fry]

@Irrylath76 that blows! Sorry. Cars are a necessary evil pain in the ass sometimes. Rave turds came to me and I had to see what's out there