Patrick Kuiper

Grand Rapids :: East Lansing :: Chicago

[Barstool Spartans @BarstoolMSU]

Here is Coach Izzo’s full speech. Something about his wise words brings comfort to a grieving crowd.

[Mark Dantonio @DantonioMark]

To all Spartans: Thank you for everything. You have truly helped my dreams come true.

[Patrick Kuiper @pat_rick24]

@kayla_grattan Yass gorl i feel youuu

[KFC UK @KFC_UKI]

McDonald’s leader Ronald just stated he has a “burger on his desk at all times”. Will someone from his big shoed, red nosed regime inform him that I too have a burger on my desk, but mine is a box meal which is bigger and more powerful than his, and mine has gravy! #nuclearbutton

[Bryan Cranston @BryanCranston]

Thank you @realDonaldTrump for preventing US commercial airlines from crashing in 2017. Your active participation monitoring the flight patterns and safety regulations was greatly appreciated. In 2018 could you please turn your efforts toward preventing wildfires and hurricanes? https://t.co/yYq49PzZpX

[Patrick Kuiper @pat_rick24]

@MollaClaire No such thing

[Patrick Kuiper @pat_rick24]

Lmao at the person who airdropped this to me in my 300 person lecture today

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

"No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin or his background or his religion..."

[Patrick Kuiper @pat_rick24]

@kayla_grattan #suckstosuck

[Patrick Kuiper @pat_rick24]

So there's 30 minutes left of happy hour and the bartender asks me if I'd like one last marg. Oh honey...

[Patrick Kuiper @pat_rick24]

I've never seen so manyHawaiian shirts and I absolutely love it #JimmyBuffett

[Patrick Kuiper @pat_rick24]

I've never seen so manyHawaiian shirts and I absolutely love it #JimmyBuffett

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS