Does anyone else think that Santa is scary? He’s this all-seeing, omnipresent fat old man that wears a weird red jumpsuit and, in the middle of the night, he breaks into your house through your chimney, eats your food, and leaves toys for your children��😭 #HappyHolidays 🎅🏼🤣
Random thought of the day - It would be cool to shave my head and buy a bunch of cool wigs. I’d save money on haircuts, and I could trick the barista into giving me extra punches on my free coffee punchcard since I’d look like different people! 💀 Where do I think up this crap 🤣