ryan helton👑

locked in mariah's wine cellar, all I had for lunch was bread wine more bread wine & captain crunch

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

@MLBTheShow are you guys aware on the coop is unplayable?? my friends and i have been trying to find a game for 40 min now. fix your game

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Welcome to The Show, Spencer! 🙌

@NYYPlayerDev | @spencerjnes

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

@esidery @RapSheet that didn’t last long

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

@Giants the new york ravens!

[ESPN @espn]

Breaking: The Raiders are trading five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks, per @AdamSchefter.

The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two firsts back to Vegas.

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

@DaveBondyTV i don’t understand how they can sign literally everybody??? why even have a league anymore? they’re going to win the WS every year

[MLB @MLB]

Aaron Judge is MVP again!

It’s back-to-back AL MVPs for The Captain!

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

i’ve been saying sports are rigged for years and the truth finally comes out

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

@Reese10Angel @VictoriasSecret remember when she was so mad people were sexualizing her ? 🤣 here’s pics of me naked DONT SEXUALIZE ME

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

@Reese10Angel @VictoriasSecret doing everything but getting better at basketball

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

"HOLY SCHLITT!"

(via @nypostsports)

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

He offered Aaron Judge some of Karen’s ziti before the game

[ZT @NY_EvilEmpire]

On to Game 3…

[Fireside Yankees @FiresideYankees]

Gameday.

Believe in Rodón.

#Yankees

[MLB @MLB]

The Rivalry heads to the Bronx for Game 1 👀

Watch @RedSox-@Yankees at 6:08 PM ET on @ESPN

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

volpe !!

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

@BarackObama dems created cancel culture and is now mad they’re being canceled 🤣 so funny

[ryan helton👑 @patagoochie]

@TheMLBDigest @MLB @TroyPSilva dontrelle willis!