Patrick Andonie

Self-deprecating comedian with a life-time of material infused directly from God. I'm blessed with an abundance of flaws, foibles and frailties. Friends agree.

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I live by the principles of three books: 'The Power of Positive Thinking' by Norman Vincent Peale, 'How to Win Friends and Influence People' by Dale Carnegie, and, one not as well known, 'Kissing Butt to the Top' by Harold Glutes. He goes by Harry.

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When you start throwing around the profanity and F-u it means you have nothing of substance to offer.

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‘Catholic’ comedian Jim Gaffigan launches profanity-laced tweetstorm against Trump | News | Lifesitenews https://t.co/nei9biYW2Y

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President Trump: “All Children, Born and Unborn, Have a God-Given Right to Life” https://t.co/LaR5ibUDkx

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Catholic Nun Blasts Joe Biden And Kamala Harris: “The Most Anti-Life Presidential Ticket Ever” https://t.co/BvoPL9ofB4

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Lou Holtz: “Radically Pro-Abortion Joe Biden is Catholic in Name Only” https://t.co/fwBS7QkEZK

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I Hate to Insert A Political Post in My Blog, but I Must https://t.co/on8iiIYnCs

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Two conventions, one angry and miserable, the other optimistic and grateful https://t.co/Lg48cWqA0e

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Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are the Most Anti-Catholic Ticket in History https://t.co/AWZqZStMZr

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Here is another article in case you don't trust the first site.

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Kids exposed to simulated sex and graphic images in "dark side" of popular computer game Roblox https://t.co/ivkLKvB7Ut

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Kids exposed to simulated sex and graphic images in "dark side" of popular computer game Roblox https://t.co/ivkLKvB7Ut

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This is possibly the most disgusting, disturbing and demonic thing I've ever seen. May the Lord Jesus and the beautiful Immaculate Conception please save us.

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Hugely popular kids’ computer game has secret ‘red light district,’ simulated sex | News | Lifesitenews https://t.co/u4Z7Ga1pXr

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Hugely popular kids’ computer game has secret ‘red light district,’ simulated sex | News | Lifesitenews https://t.co/u4Z7Ga1pXr

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@w_terrence You're killing me with the green string beans in the tub!😂🤣

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I'm usually not very perceptive but in the plaid shirt section I began seeing a pattern.

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@DonPerez What a coincidence! I need to borrow $3K. Thanks.

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I get an email from eBay, "What will you achieve in 2019?" When you're unsuccessful, I guess everybody has to rub it in! #success

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@Michaeljrcomedy I'd love to see it.