Pat Anderson

Old punk, author (well...you decide), hater of injustice and hater of bigotry

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@ScottBradleyX 'Boydy' - what are you, fucking 12?

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You won't believe this, but it turned out to be a snail! Why the hell the brute was covered in all those bits of hay etc. I've no idea!

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@allypabdn That's what I said!

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Settle an argument. Is this a wasps' nest? I say no.

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@GeoMcGinley1 That's the very ones in your second picture. Thanks!

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Remember that group of weirdos that Thomas Kerr used to campaign for the Tories with? Anybody got a link to a picture?

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@StephenHindley2 @boot15_vu They'd probably forgotten their own names too!

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@CraigHouston_ Move out. That'll make the place immediately better.

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@Record_Sport Did he 'jet in' from Edinburgh?

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@bwg6053 @RFCGW So, how come no British team did it before Celtic?

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New post on Jabba the Agnivore.
https://t.co/RcusWr3iOO

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@SolarHeavy Yes, and it's shite!

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@TEnglishSport

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@toadmeister Integrity? You mean like getting into Oxford under false pretences?

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@DerRohlSouness 'World football'! The world's bigger than Scotland and NI!

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@RFC_Michael_ Fucking liar!

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@Erudite4Unity Phone the Samaritans!

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@Record_Sport Funny that. It used to be that criticising referees with their masonic handshakes and 'pennulty tae Raynjurz' decisions was what was ruining Scottish football's reputation!

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@bonos_da Eh? I don't even know how to do that!

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Mark Hateley goes to repair the £1.3m of damage done to Ibrox Stadium.

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@GeorgeFoulkes @JamTarts @UKHouseofLords Hitting the absinthe and seeing and hearing things now?