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[patty @patauyu]

NBC commentator continuing to call American Andrew Heo “hee-you” yet not missing a beat for Jens van’t wout or William dandjinou

[patty @patauyu]

watching Olympics pmo since the commentators always pronounce all the European names flawlessly but once they see a double vowel in any Asian athlete it turns into alphabet soup … part of the job is to tell who is who so why don’t ya practice the pronunciations

[patty @patauyu]

also fully renaming athletes too. the commentator for short track speed skating calling wonjun moon “wonmoon joong ”?? pls

[The Golden Age @thegoldenaged]

I don't have braincells just these guys

[patty @patauyu]

I may never know how it feels to make $17mm but I’ll also never know how it feels to lose $8.5mm

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

This was the original blockchain:

[Dan Amira @DanAmira]

I decided today that I’m going to see if I can find the restaurant with the highest number of brothers. I am on strike and have nothing better to do with my time. Please join me.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Surfers in Santa Cruz, California, have been victims of a crime at sea: boardjacking. The culprit is a 5-year-old sea otter, who has a knack for riding the waves after committing longboard larceny. Now wildlife officials are hoping to apprehend her. 🦦
https://t.co/csPjCmGs9g

[patty @patauyu]

happy Taylor swift album release day

[patty @patauyu]

being part of a chaotic group planning trip like:

[jay @kendallhosseini]

my buddy kendall roy needs to hear this

[patty @patauyu]

Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: ✨J.Crew Collection✨ midi artsy pencil skirt. https://t.co/jhcXF8uAbx #shopmycloset @poshmarkapp

[patty @patauyu]

why am I still getting asked if DPRK
or ROK is South Korea

[patty @patauyu]

@litcapital it’s giving Chuck and Blair when they finally got together

[patty @patauyu]

@tomhollandsdaya Tom lookin like a spy kid in that second one 😭

[patty @patauyu]

today I went to go buy three wedding cards and a baby birthday gift after my Pilates before heading out for a round of golf - is this peak adult

[meg succession text posts @successtextpost]

nothing but admiration for the succession writer who said “i know this is a tense, devastating, and pivotal episode for the morality of the major characters…but what if some rando gets wasabi in his eyes & attempts to flush it out with lemon la croix right in the middle?”

[garçon @boymolish]

Frank Ocean should just come to the Met Gala as a Photographer.

(Thread) of photos he took at the Met Gala 🧵📸