Pat Bulbeck

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@Bobbynobby15 @SammGardiner @WestHamTickets Thanks mate, I should have checked where he was based! Thankfully he didn’t reply. Cheers

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@Texaspete1977 DM’d you mate

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@3bolland Still available?⚒️

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

A day in the life of an English man.

Picture this, you’re in london, it costs more than you earn to live here, you slowly accumulate debt, you cant afford a holiday so you just use drugs to escape.

The weathers shit & the people that live here hate each other with a passion but you cant afford to leave.

You wake up one morning to you find out your tax is going up after ulez, the cost of living crisis, energy prices & interest rates have eat the last bit of spending money that was left from your monthly wage.

While you’re sat on the toilet reading tweets from the metropolitan police about online trolls a swat team smashes through the bathroom window, past you on the shitter & arrests your 11 year old son for shouting at a police officer.

Your sister rings you (she recently got fired from her job as a doctor for refusing to ask biological men if they are pregnant) & tells you grandma just froze to death because Keir Starmer gave her winter allowance to country on the other side of the planet that’s wealthy then us to help them with climate change.

It all gets a bit much so you go for a pint and try to relax by smoking a cigarette in the beer garden & find out its illegal & get barred.

So you decide to go for a walk to clear your mind & get violently stabbed to death.

The Guardian then plasters your face all over the news for randomly jumping on a perfectly good knife 54 times that was held by a choir boy.

Your sister tweets about it & gets nicked.

Your son comes out of prison & protests about it, but this time he shouts at a police horse, gets nicked but the prisons are too full, so they let out Ian Huntley to put him in back in.

Mad thing is, that don’t even sound far fetched now does it, its now all a perfectly believable turn of events 😂

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@BoschiMatt @Midhurst_FC Thanks Matt… See you soon👍

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@Twister19184630 @Midhurst_FC Cheers mate, appreciate it👍

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@RustellLewis ❤️

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@BoshamFC 🔴❤️

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@B_Roachy Absolute shank

[Bosham FC @BoshamFC]

35mins. Bulbeck charges forward, receives a return pass and after turning defenders inside out curls a beauty into the far corner to draw Bosham level. 🔴1-1🔵

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@ScottClements23 @SundayShoutsFC @GrassRootGoals_ 🤣🤣 Never taken a pen since. Saw Brucey shaking his head in the distance

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@charlie_cook66 @Westham_tickets @shawz76 @b_executive @iamtomskinner @billcookie11 This time tomorrow we’ll be in there. Let’s have it⚒🍻

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@CURTIS_BAGLEY @bootlegger1974 Size of those nostrils… Filled to the brim☁️😂

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@JackHancock Short term he would probably keep us up but that’s about it. Long term, no chance! Definitely wouldn’t be my choice

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[West Ham United @WestHam]

West Ham United can confirm that Manuel Pellegrini has left the Club with immediate effect.

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@KuganCassius @EddieHearn @MattBlakey21 😂😂

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@charlie_cook66 @WestHam 5 years ago! What a day that was ⚒

[Pat Bulbeck @patbulbeck13]

@CURTIS_BAGLEY @FBAwayDays @AndrewAshton_ @JamieWoolmer Worldwide mush ⚒⚒