Pat Burtscher

I ARE IDIOT!

[Pat Burtscher @PatBurtscher]

THE ONE PERCENT (JOKE)

Here’s a bit about the one percent and what I think we should do to them.

#standup #theonepercent #jokes #funny #UFC #MMA #moreofus #billionaires

[Punch Line Philly @punchlinephilly]

End the year at Punch Line Philly ✨

Philadelphia’s Last Laughs features @PatBurtscher, @yedoye_, Jess Salomon & @TaTaSherise 🎤 The host will be @hannahtrav 👏 Plan ahead for an exciting New Year’s Eve 🥂 Get December 31st tickets at https://t.co/hbgTc88xHY 🎫

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

See @AshleyAustinMo1 @LOLUganda @PatBurtscher @AllDayKCA @hansdickie & more tonight on our 10:15PM!
https://t.co/t8I1xfkg2e

[The Comedy Cellar @ComedyCellarUSA]

Tonight’s the night! We are live-streaming The Comedy Cellar to 48 @RegalMovies! See the show in a live audience without coming to New York! Get your tickets now! https://t.co/7wpnqdFSvu #comedy #comedycellar #regal #standup @jtrain56 @ZarnaGarg @richisfunny @yamaneika @PatBurtscher

[Pat Burtscher @PatBurtscher]

THIS SATURDAY AUG 5th @ 8PM & 10PM ET – I’ll be on 2 Uncensored @real_mintcomedy shows that will be live-streaming from @ComedyCellarUSA to a @RegalMovies theatre near you (48 IN TOTAL)!

GET TIX - https://t.co/weAzBIcEgm

[Pat Burtscher @PatBurtscher]

@elonmusk everyone with a blue check should have the number of followers they have posted besides it!

[Mint Comedy @real_mintcomedy]

We’re back with another killer lineup. Live-streaming from the @ComedyCellarUSA on Saturday 10pm ET!

Featuring
@PatBurtscher
@gregstone_
@aminahimani
@kyledunnigan
Ethan Simmons-Patterson
Host: Ryan Beck

[Comedy Records @ComedyRecords]

Stacked lineup for our album recording happening next week in Atlanta at Laughing Skull Lounge! Hosted by Baron Vaughn.

Proceeds benefit Comedy Gives Back. Tickets: https://t.co/KFOiBMWJKL

[Comedy Records @ComedyRecords]

AMERICA! Comedy Records Radio is live on Pandora! Check out great comedy from Pat Burtscher, Dena Jackson, Todd Graham and more! https://t.co/quGsH5A4HS

[Comedy Records @ComedyRecords]

ATLANTA! Stacked lineup for our album recording at The Laughing Skull Lounge happening June 7! Proceeds benefit Comedy Gives Back. Tickets available now: https://t.co/KFOiBMWJKL

[Comedy Records @ComedyRecords]

TACOMA! Pat Burtscher is performing all weekend with K Trevor Wilson! Few tickets left at https://t.co/TDoxFxwyAq

[Comedy Records @ComedyRecords]

Tomorrow night Pat Burtscher presents another stacked lineup for Paturday Night Live! 7PM at New York Comedy Club Gramercy. $5 tickets with promo code LORNE at https://t.co/njNijPH71k

[Steph Tolev @StephTolev]

VERMONT!! I’m wearing this week weekend @vtcomedy!! Friday & Saturday 7:30 & 9:30 w/ @PatBurtscher get tix now they are almost gone 😜 https://t.co/iX8hW4MIX1

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

See @GastorAlmonte @PatBurtscher @TrixieTuzzini @bigmanmike & more tonight on our 10:45PM!
https://t.co/KYK6looIaD

[Pat Burtscher @PatBurtscher]

@revivalgrl Thanks @revivalgrl so great to meet you too and really appreciate this here tweet!

[Pat Burtscher @PatBurtscher]

Thanks you Seattle and my brother @brettgoldstein for an amazingly fun and fantastic night. Brett smashed it as per usual!!! 🥳😍🥳😍🥳😍🥳

[Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein]

Seattle! They were right about you! What an amazing crowd! Thank you for coming out and thank you to my brother @PatBurtscher for taking the roof off! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[New York Comedy Club @nycomedyclub]

Get tickets to Paturday Night Live ft. @AkaashSingh @mralexpavone @PatBurtscher @IncomparableMsC & more tonight at 7PM!
https://t.co/B7LT2lnMLX

[Comedy Records @ComedyRecords]

Pat Burtscher brings another edition of Paturday Night Live to New York Comedy Club Gramercy! Tonight at 7PM $5 tickets with promo code LORNE at https://t.co/njNijPH71k

[Pat Burtscher @PatBurtscher]

@UPS could you please get your drivers to turn off the beeping noise when they park their trucks for hours. They don’t all do it and none of them should do it. PLEASE STOP HURTING US!!!

[SiriusXMComedyClub @sxmcomedyclub]

At 8pmET tonight on #JFLCanada, @PaulPaduch seeks for the truth w/ a conspiracy filled #ComedyTheme! Dive into the deep-state w/ tracks from @showtimedada, Kenny Robinson, @salooma911 & more! Only on ch. 168 on @SiriusXMCanada! Themes:

🪖War
💵Banks
🏛️Government
🕌Religion

[Graham Kay @mrgrahamkay]

Oxford Pennsylvania tomorrow! @SoulJoels w @PatBurtscher