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🫧 We make booking home services hassle-free. Book one of our ex-Armed Forces Veterans today. 📲 Download our App from the App Store & Google Play Store.

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We’ve had tonnes of people booking in for gutter cleans this week. Head to https://t.co/9bA5PiOEmc to book yours

#cleaning #business #home

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Episode 1, Series 1. The Loo Review.

‘30 pence to go into a stable’ 😂😂😂

📍Museum Car Park, Haworth.

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Come with us for a day in Brontë Country, the place where it all began for Patch!

#cleaning #home #windows #tech #business #homeservices

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This hose is a depiction of my brain in the run up to Christmas

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We’ll give you a clue. The industrialist and philanthropist who built this place, had a pretty HUGE mill

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Where in the world? 🌍 🏭 🙋

From Cheshire, to Greater Manchester, to Lancashire and North & West Yorkshire, our Armed Forces Veterans cover a huge area. But some areas are more distinctive than others.

Where in the world are these two chaps cleaning?

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-There are no chemicals or detergents, which means doesn’t only mean we aren’t polluting watercourses, but there’s no chemical sheen left on your window. 

There you have it. Every day is a school day, eh?

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Reach and wash it 🪟 💦 

There are two kinds of window cleaning, reach and wash (sometimes called water fed pole) and traditional (which is with a bucket, ladders and chemicals).

We only use reach and wash and we thought we’d tell you why….

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-Pure water….this is pretty unique. Because of the type of water it dries clear, and once evaporated doesn’t leave behind any marks. Pure water also reduces static, so it actually reduces the amount of dirt your windows attract.

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It was a real pleasure to return home last year and to start serving our local community, where I grew up.

I love leading such a great team of Veterans. If you see us out and about in our vans, give us a wave!

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Hi, I’m Chris 👋

I’m one of the Armed Forces Veterans here at Patch and I’m also the Team Leader.

I’ve worked all over the world as a Corporal in the British Army, including on active tour in Afghanistan.

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A modern solution 💦 🎉

All this in one review:

✔️ Modern
✔️ Reliable
✔️ Excellent job
✔️ Email reminders
✔️ Professional
✔️ A keeper

Just one of the hundreds of 5 ⭐️ TrustPilot reviews we’ve had so far 💟

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We’re interested in talking to those still serving, but wanting to leave, or those who have already left. Veterans can see more about working with us by heading to our website (link in bio) and heading to the ‘Working with Patch’ page.

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Armed Forces Veterans, we’re looking for twenty four more! 🪖

Our Window Cleaning is carried out by Armed Forces Veterans and as we continue our rollout across the North West, we need another twenty four more this year!

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You can get an idea of the kind of areas we cover from this map, but if you want sparkling clean windows, you can use our postcode checker at https://t.co/9bA5PiO6wE to see if we cover your street

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Thousands, and it’s only the beginning 🚀 💦

In just a few months, our Armed Forces Veterans have already picked up thousands and thousands of customers across the North West and we have plans for lots more Veterans to join the team soon.

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-Means your windows are even more sparkling, because there’s no chemical sheen left on them!

Here’s one of our tank systems. If you want a sparkling, chemical free clean, see if we cover your area at https://t.co/9bA5PiO6wE

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Did you know, were chemical free 💦

Our team of Armed Forces Veterans use purified water, which strips all of the chemicals out of the water we use on your windows. The water is purified as it’s filled into a tank in the back of each van.

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Purified water:
-Means we don’t need to use any chemicals, because it does the same job.
-Prevents nasty chemicals going back in to the waterways
-Leaves your windows streak free, as it dries naturally clear without wiping