sundie roast

realizing my personal legend

[Ben Avery @benaveryisgood]

Ladies you ever be riding the turd thinking it’s yo man’s dick

[Elite Prospects @eliteprospects]

It is with deep sadness that we share the passing of Johan Nilsson, the founder of Elite Prospects and the person whose curiosity and passion for hockey planted the seed for everything we have built together.

Born on the 9th of April 1981, Johan founded Elite Prospects in December 1999 at just 18 years old. What started as a vision driven by a deep love of hockey grew into the world’s leading hockey platform, a testament to the kind of person he was. Johan had a rare combination of qualities: sharp intellect, deep knowledge, and a kindness that made everyone around him feel valued.

He could dive into the most complex problems with calm and clarity, and he brought that same thoughtfulness to the people he worked with every day. For the past nine years, Johan faced a battle with colon cancer with the same calm and strength that defined everything he did.

His love of hockey was never just about the game. It was about understanding it fully, honestly, and in all its detail. That drive is woven into the DNA of Elite Prospects, and it will continue to shape the future of what we do.

To know Johan was to be quietly inspired by him. We are all immensely grateful that we got to work alongside someone like him. Our deepest condolences go to his family and loved ones. He will be greatly missed, by all of us and by the global hockey community. Johan leaves behind his beloved wife and two children, aged two and eight.

[sundie roast @patchbatch]

@JohnSmith2hdc @MarcoFoster_ @NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani I have to hand it to you here. If we were transitioning into some kind of authoritarianism they would surely fulfill all the criteria at one time and tell us about it too

[dandori @dand0ri]

i took her to my pentmouse then i squeaked it

[Errai @errai]

(Baby replying to a thread on a modded cribs forum) Wow, that's one hell of a build. Bedtime specs?

[🧛🏾‍♀️ @chromeheart600]

Clavicular was mid jestergooning when a group of Foids came and spiked his Cortisol levels 😭

Is Ignoring the Foids while munting and mogging Moids more useful then SMV chadfishing in the club?

[Paris @goodyhilton]

Stewie's behavior in Family Guy is rather atypical for a baby

[Zaoist 🇺🇸🇰🇵🇻🇦 @Zaoist4]

“Yes Rubio, if you’re good you can go after Communist Latin America.”
“Yes RFK, if you’re good you can go after big pharma.”
“And how about you Dr. Oz, what do you want?”
“Well Mr President…”

[morrowind.rtf @morrowind_rtf]

I refuse to discuss the subject further. My opinion will not change. If you continue to annoy me, I will kill you. This discussion is over.

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

https://t.co/YDe1VAqn4g

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

Judge: now wait a second Mike. If the other players were hacking, wouldn't that make their kills on you unfair?
Me: that's right your honor

[CIA @CIA]

This Thanksgiving season, CIA is grateful for our hardworking officers and their unwavering professionalism and devotion to mission.

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

Squidward codemns everything but stands for nothing

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

When a sexy babe holding a big gun and says “booom,” and pull the trigger/ press the button and indeed the gun goes Boom Like she said? That’s my kind of shit,

[Ari Drennen @AriDrennen]

So what you're saying is that a man does not have an insurmountable biological athletic advantage over you?

[Sacho @ksm6971]

USPS M1A1

[will @twothickscoops]

My dad gets in traffic and starts saying shit like I don’t understand this. They need to do something about this. Someone needs to do something about this