patched

I am patched
I must make 5000 soup s
not rely... sorry... maybe I'll make a soups, maybe not, who knows...

I like to make stupid tweets that mean nothing

[patched @patched7jam]

Hello twitter
Or should I say good bye because I am the CEO and i will be shutting down twitter on the 9th of june be ready or be sad

[Spica @Spica0831mint]

古明地姉妹

[patched @patched7jam]

@Z0XER0 Don't do it it's a virus you'll get hacked #Hacked

[patched @patched7jam]

@Z0XER0 You will be torn down

[patched @patched7jam]

@Z0XER0 I don't believe this fake crap. Tenna does not sound like that in his video games. I'm blocking you on everything and I' m making sure everyone forgets you ever existed and it's all because of this video and I'm never going to forgive you. For lying to me. Like that. Disgunting

[patched @patched7jam]

@Z0XER0 The restraints I set for myself are only there to keep my power level limited. Otherwise, I'd be super saiyan it's over 9000. You should be thanking me for keeping my true form hidden away.

[patched @patched7jam]

OK. Just found out I'm "Puns goals." I just can't take myself seriously anymore now. I'm "Puns goals?" What? Just plain ridiculous. You could steal all of my belongings and throw me into a river and I'd be less insulted. What's the point anymore? Stupid. Puns goals... Disgraceful

[patched @patched7jam]

Wise people when they got poopungus at the function:
I'm... oiled.

[patched @patched7jam]

@Z0XER0 Trash

[patched @patched7jam]

Mom: "We have guests coming over bring out the Susware"
Me asf: I'm right here

[patched @patched7jam]

They used to call me Sir Stupid Poop.
Now they just call me Stupid Poop.

How the mighty have fallen

[patched @patched7jam]

@PIPIsGod1997 I’m the biggest and only supporter and everyone else is a liar. This is the objective truth. I always follow

[patched @patched7jam]

@Z0XER0 The rights to phoenix wright jiggling are owned solely by me and my company Souptendo

[patched @patched7jam]

I'll eat all the habaneros I feel like at the wheel... BITCH
you can't contain me
capsaicin fuels me
#Peppers #Habanero #Jalapeno #PepperDriving

[patched @patched7jam]

Just got pulled over for ramming my car into an elderly couple while I was out pepper driving.
They turned into red paste but besides that the cops don't want me to eat peppers and drive anymore.
They're scared of what I'll become.

I don't GAF tho.. I'm the Habanero Assailant.

[patched @patched7jam]

#Frogging

[patched @patched7jam]

Call me a frog the way I look like that