ali

I do not have the makings of a varsity athlete

[𝗦𝗮𝗺☆ @LFC_Sam__]

Even the referee couldn't help but applaud, he couldn't believe his eyes

[Mak @mak_aura]

Worms can't resist a banger

[Rockefeller @passtherocke]

Do you wanna come over and read Hunter Biden's tweets to me?

[Big Floppa Groyper @FigBloppaGroype]

How your gf looks at you when you ask her to get out of bed at 3pm

[Sterling West @SterlingWest]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you tell her you wouldn’t love her if she turned into a worm

[ali @patchfacee]

@ABLpk Fuck you

[ali @patchfacee]

@ABLpk liquidate

[Zoha. @zohaaa]

If you hold a driving licence and are responsible for transporting people, you should know how to drive properly and switch lanes safely whether you’re driving a rickshaw, a Revo, or an Alto. Road rules aren’t about the vehicle you own, they’re about everyone’s safety.

[Praise @tufpraise]

6 members of his family were killed. What was Israel expecting? A French kiss?

[H™ @MahatmaaGanji]

Have you considered just wearing the seat belt instead?

[ali @patchfacee]

@Imsaadfarrukh Every government on earth rips off dumb citizens that don't follow rules. Idhar 5000 detay takleef hoti hai to Saudi main 750 riyaal ki traffic violations dete huay loag chup bethay hotay hain. The solution is simple. Follow the rules.

[ali @patchfacee]

Hakoomat ki niyaton k istekharay karnay beth jayen gay loag, belt nahi bandhain gay.

[Saad Farrukh @Imsaadfarrukh]

Punjab govts e challan system is a complete jagga tax designed to loot the public.
99 percents of the fines are seat belt violations (as it is very easy to detect) . Govt is not interested in improving traffic flow their aim is only to loot money from ppl.

[ali @patchfacee]

@Imsaadfarrukh Then follow the rules.

[Thucydides 🇵🇰 @DThucydides]

Pakistani governments have allowed so much anarchy that government asking people to wear a seatbelt for their own safety is seen as oppression.

Most kids abroad figure how to wear their own seatbelt by the time they're 4 years old. Here we have grown men complaining.

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

No one in this bus knows why I am crying ❤️‍🔥

[ali @patchfacee]

Tum sab ko aqal ki nahi littaron ki qami hai

[ali @patchfacee]

@FuckedUpYogis This picture is a cultural revolution

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

The 2046 UCL final 😂😂

[ali @patchfacee]

@plathist Aspiring to be you insha'Allah

[ali @patchfacee]

Roz 12 ghantay office me beth'tay hain, aaj to 16 ghantay beth gaye

[ali @patchfacee]

@plathist Struggling. Suffering. Anxiety. And many other ings. Wbu