Patch Lawsoñ

I wear a baseball cap and have a bad shave. Master of the dish washer.

[NC State Men's Basketball @PackMensBball]

Not. Done. Yet.

📺: ESPN2

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

@YardGnomes KC - 27
SF - 24

[Greenville Yard Gnomes @YardGnomes]

𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗕𝗢𝗪𝗟 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧

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[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

@MLBRaleigh @brianonorio where are you on this? @caro_lawson and I are curious

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

Little mustard on a biscuit? Yes, please.

[Regional American Food @RegionalUSFood]

Livermush (Western North Carolina) –– a meat product made from pig liver, pig head and cornmeal. By law in North Carolina, livermush must be at least 30% pork liver

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

@florence_yalls @MiLBPromos The Official Batting Practice Hat is what I’d get @hbramblet and @StuartCKing and @JimDaughdrill for Christmas

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

Two hot dogs, bag of chips and a drink for $9 at the golf course is maybe the best lunch deal in the city.

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

Hello, Friends! It’s your good buddy Patch. The pig was good. The night was great. DM me for info on the shirt.

[McCallie School @McCallieSchool]

As much as Thursday night’s Dinner in Blue will be remembered for each of the 25 vendors’ remarkable offerings, the event started, literally, with Patch Lawson’s pig, all 150 pounds of it.
Click on the link below to read more about this culinary event. https://t.co/sHtAxNGHbN

[McCallie School @McCallieSchool]

Dinner in Blue is less than 2 weeks away! Don't miss the opportunity to sample great food and drinks from the McCallie community. Get tickets at https://t.co/Ki7wFFRctr

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

I’ve been to some really loud events- 3OT college football, World Series homerun, jet engine revving up and none of it compares to the start of the Reputation Era at a T Swift concert.

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

@GoWoodDucks 🫴

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@oliviasklar @amortowles If you loved all three, you might check out The Didomenico Fragment and A Whimsy of the World. Wonderful short stories.

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

@hbramblet The Venn diagram of these two two fan bases is significantly closer to just one circle

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

@hbramblet The Venn Diagram of these two fan bases is just two circles that intersect at you

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

The girl has strep. She just got a lollipop stuck in her hair. Then was offended when she offered it to me and I didn’t want it? #parenting

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

@JimDaughdrill You’re entitled to your opinion, however wrong it may be. And choosing to voice this in a public forum is an odd choice. That said, because I’m your buddy, I’ll take any and all Reese’s products off your hands. As a service.

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

I’m happy to provide more insights but you need to ask quickly, the data is mysteriously disappearing at an alarming rate

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

Good evening! I took the liberty of sorting Halloween candy hauls for my kids (purely altruistic- their stuff was starting to taste the same) and found some interesting data. /?

[Patch Lawsoñ @patchlawson]

Another fascinating observation is that the boy was willing to diversify his m&m’s haul (4 peanut, 1PB, 2 chocolate) whereas the girl struck strictly to the basics (16 fun-sized bags of original m&m’s {I suspect some ballot stuffing is skewing the data})