Hot Girl Ris

♎️♋️♑️ • Life is like cocaine, it can be blown any minute •

[Hot Girl Ris @patchouli_farts]

White nuckling life

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Unexpected Cheddar. Jesse spread + noodles makes the best Mac n cheese

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@daniwingz773 What about this one 🫨🫨🫨
Hurts my eyes

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My bus driver= SMASH

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You know you’re on the right path when you can’t remember the last time you were involved intimately with a white boy.

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@daniwingz773 Even the one downtown?!

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@Intelligentsia please keep the #logansquare location. You all are my preferred matcha and my preferred coffee shop staff. It doesn’t seem fair to give “notice” and not replace the jobs of these hard working coffee wizards. In this economy!?!?!

[Hot Girl Ris @patchouli_farts]

@Intelligentsia Plz keep the #logansquare location!!! You’re my preferred matcha and the staff are my preferred matcha makers and most importantly FRIENDS. It’s not fair to just give “notice” and not replace the jobs that are being taken away from these hard working people.

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@myloreyes Postponing my trip……

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@h0bbit0 Noooo but he’s a lil pervert.

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Thinking about the pho I’m going to order when I wake up. 🦋

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I’m truly considering buying one of those pregnancy body pillows. These are so LIT

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@jeschanok BITCH WHOOO

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Forever falling in love with @carolineplz over and over. https://t.co/HU4LpJDUUq

[Hot Girl Ris @patchouli_farts]

For the record everyone, I’m okay. I’m just feeling bogged down by my friends drama. Don’t fuck your friend’s man and life will be okay. OR be a better liar. Happy Friday, y’all!

[Hot Girl Ris @patchouli_farts]

Friends don’t hurt friends like this.

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Ultimately, I feel extreme sadness and disappointment over all rage I may express. The curse of a cancer moon and Scorpio Mars, no? 💔

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The worst thing you can do is ride for a person without all of the facts. How embarrassing.

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Try to slander my name. Good fucking luck.

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Bitches be like: “I’m sorry, I made an assumption”…that makes everything worse, of course. Then be like: “ but leave me out of it”. BITCH YOURE LOCKED THE FUCK IN.

[Hot Girl Ris @patchouli_farts]

My life is like a low budget episode of real housewives. The cast members, minus myself, do not know how to reality tv and are much less glamorous. Tragic really.