shelby

sriracha is life.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

“drag queens and gay teachers are grooming kids”

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@messedupRyan I was hoping for a more of a Kurt Russell vibe.

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@messedupRyan Absolutely

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@messedupRyan Stop. Your erection is showing.

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@shaleesi28 You should suggest him going to actual work so he can pay you some child support

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@shaleesi28 My appointment is in august! Do it with me 🙃

[david cross✍ @davidcrosss]

We're a little over 5 months away from drowning witches

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

I grew this bad ass.

[ryan terry @messedupRyan]

The future is female.
Watch Out.
#RSLFamily

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

anyone else wanna vomit while they’re watching ‘under the banner of heaven?’ Just me? 🤢

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@daddy_mac__ Ok but it’s the sandy store????? Babe. 1 MILE FROM ME!!!!

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@messedupRyan suggested we start watching the Sopranos and I want to get out of Utah and move to the East coast now more than ever.

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@shaleesi28 19 & 17 for me! So many DD’s for us 🥰

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@shaleesi28 Cause Akeelin will be almost 19? 🤣

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@daddy_mac__ Yay!!

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

Normal text conversation with @shaleesi28 🙃

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@messedupRyan Fuck. yes.

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@daddy_mac__ I’ve loved and cherished you as my friend as long as I can remember—literally. 🖤🖤🖤

[shelby @patchoulibitch]

@_nataliedouglas SO CUTE

[Wasatch Soccer Sentinel @WasatchSentinel]

#RSL defender Nedum Onuoha to the BBC: "I don’t want to be here," he said after Dell Loy Hansen’s comments. "I’m not here to play for someone who isn’t here to support us," https://t.co/dTTA44Jc8g