PatchSalts

They/Them・Computer/software enthusiast・Who wants to play video games?

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If you spend a week helping people understand something better, and they repeat the process, we can change the whole world in 8 months.

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@ZG_zeldageek123 I've been enjoying it so far. The color saturation is probably my only major issue with the game (it makes things a little hard to read at times) but it very well could just be my display.

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@UtopiaFGC I think it was at a TPG, I was like "cool friendly guy :)"

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@UtopiaFGC Like, what were my first impressions of you?

[BHAUS | HenArten 🏳️‍⚧️ @HenArten]

THAS RIGHT BABEY IM THE TO RUNNING R1 AT FUCKING GOML

If you havent already regged and are planning on going now that R1 is on the docket, shoot me or @SBSarizona a dm!

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jealous @BillyBroccy2 ????

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goted

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@TeridaxDev crossing my fingers for u

we must get furry belmont

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@CrimockLyte nah, never

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@ZAPgetCHU WHAT is a conch?

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@ZG_zeldageek123 low-key though i can probably teach you how to make them at home

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@matsu__ @SleepykyuSH @Kuro_Ken_Chan 訳しまてみた

この、　その、　どの
これ、　それ、　どれ
こいつ、そいつ、🇩🇪

[cosmic cowgirl 🪩🤠 @blockhim2026]

Socialism is so sick I love when tax dollars go to schools instead of wars

[Cottrello @CottrelloVision]

Nintendo has completed the infinity gauntlet of going back to a game. We have now the perfect guide for if a game is a remaster, remake etc.

I present the Starfox Scale.

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@ZG_zeldageek123 CS. Sub teacher/aide/TA.

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@ZG_zeldageek123 Yeah I think a lot of Falco's "bad design" is overblown. The shape language is all still there so once you settle into it he looks really natural.

I've never played a Star Fox game but I think Fox looks fine, Falco looks pretty nice... Slippy and Peppy clearly won though.

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@NedaTheSheep @BillyBroccy2 somehow also the goat too

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@CrimockLyte meanwhile DUCK HUNT STOCKS STAY RISING

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Google Chrome silently installs a 4 GB AI model on your device.

> No consent dialog. No opt-out UI. Re-installs itself if the user removes it manually.

That is the true definition of malware.

[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

The lack of news on Gaza isn’t because the genocide is over.

It’s because Israel slaughtered the journalists and Western media pretends there’s a ceasefire.

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@ZG_zeldageek123 game master