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the bird chirps, the chud tweets

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あなたは見事に怒りを煽られました

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@nicholasdeorio is that skydoesminecraft?

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@tdtbaa2 @nicholasdeorio too straight

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@MarvelRivals Surely he has to be a tank, right?

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@pro_boymoder It looks like the most uncomfortable controller since the Nintendo 64,

you enjoy using it?

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@martlegion Competitive players get hurt and unbelievably embarrassed when they don't know one of the most basic mechanics of the game

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@OstrichInAFloat You tweet at me and this is the top thing on your profile,

wtf is wrong with you lol

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@OstrichInAFloat The guy is shaped like a thumb with the beard blending into his torso,

Also why is your bare ass pinned on your profile 💀

[💯TeflonJon💯 @DrivebyVideos24]

@MurrayHillGuy1 You’d have to be a total retard to fall for this. Then again, Daejuan Love was able to scam 26 women larping as an NFL player

[Zhedious @zhedious]

@Dexerto If this happened in 2021 the perpetrators mangled corpse would be all over Twitter within the hour

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@irisnevvv you're complaining about having to use deodorant like it's a bad thing,

literally everyone in the western world uses it and our heat is not even that bad 💀

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Arab complaining about having to use deodorant 😭😭😭
never beating the stereotype

[iris @irisnevvv]

having to deodorize my under boobs before going to college everyday because of the desert heat 💔

[Based life enjoyer @Donkusdestroyer]

@AGPweebs

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@ThatWitchTV I'm sure your 'business' email is a ghost town so you'll get back to me right away!

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"if you extract a sprite, you get sprite dust!"
loading screen ahh tip

[That Witch ᵀⱽ @ThatWitchTV]

This is my go-to dust maxxing strat for Mastery Monday ⬇️⬇️

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@irisnevvv Arab complaining about having to use deodorant 😭😭😭 you love to see it

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@sobmegumi @Aurumon_ You are really projecting the unemployment, your entire account is you playing Overwatch and Rivals all day 😭

I know your weight starts with 2 and is in the triple digits

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@ThatWitchTV You are in my replies, not yours 😭
Retard does not even know how twitter works and hopes to be an 'influencer'

You should post a fortnite video on how to reload a weapon next!

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@ThatWitchTV Why do you have merch at 1000 subscribers

What do you even make 'content' about?
Just explaining the basic gameplay mechanics of fortnite? lol

Give it up bro you're too old for this 💀

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@sobmegumi @Aurumon_ Not only are you hardstuck diamond invis main, flat as a board, you also have dogshit taste in music lol

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@httpszer0 love the tag selection

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@Sanika__27 FNAF night 7: