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fray bentos

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@thelegofgrandma where/when can i buy donnie darko. such a great tune guys

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@jake09926859 ill get train to chalkwell from work it will be about 1830. Im bak online tmoro will ding you then. Pick me up from chalk stat

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@I_AM_LUNG been cut off man cant even text. Yeah really good everything's goin swimmingly.

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@jake09926859 so what, so what you boring little cunt! Been totally cut off twiter is my only form of comms.

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@I_AM_LUNG keep your hand on that plough hold on

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@MissJPops yeah meg showed me yesterday. Bloated swine. Makes my skin crawl.

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@I_AM_LUNG "100 i was gonna make it 90 but 100's okay."

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@TheOfficeBBC "can you moonwalk? Probably not anymore."

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@Dynamomagician could you beat Paul Daniels in a magic battle

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@TheOfficeBBC "i don't go round using chicks and shit"

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@TheOfficeBBC you head but a girl on t.v and your labelled a Pratt.

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Id like to thank rolex,nike,apple,golden Virginia and Stella for their wonderful gifts.

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@TheOfficeBBC "exploring yourself"

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@MissJPops to text. I cant even finish my sentance what a fucking massive waste of time this is. Shit cunt

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@MissJPops iv just seen the auntie pat picture how comes it dnt come up on my page i dnt get how it works its just as easy to

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@MissJPops hahahahahaha. You cunt.

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@MissJPops soulpatch!!!

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Sick of it!

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@bexwools