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Vino by trade. Divot taker. Finding happiness in it all.

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@SouthamptonFC Can't buy final tickets. Got 2 season tickets. Went to Wembley and Man City away. Need to book before Monday.

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@SkyFootball Why is Pompey v Saints on the red button? One of the biggest derby games of the season and you decide to show 4 WSL games instead? #saintsfc

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#HappyNewYear2026

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@FPLMate drop me a note when you have a moment.

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You might be a Celtic fan and hate Rangers.. you might be a Rangers fan and hate Celtic... but nothing unites fans like going to a World Cup!! Congrats Scotland!! #FIFAWorldCup #SCODEN

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@AdeMcKenzie Looks like hes lost the players. Will Still is driving a vehicle that has a broken engine.

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Will Still sacked tonight or give him 1 more game? #saintsfc

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@SkySportsF1 McLaren dont care. The money is in the constructors title, not drivers title.

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Said it from the moment his agent was putting £100m feeders out. Dibling looked good in the worst PL team in history (minus derby). Saints ended up laughing all the way to the bank with £40m! #dibling #EvertonFC #SaintsFC

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@barstoolsports We need to kick USA out of Ryder cup and introduce ROTW players. Your fans stink, your police have no bottle, and your pga president cant even give a correct speech.

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I like Keegan Bradley but he makes no sense when it comes to the spirit of the game. You can be frustrated at losing, but protect the game. Whereas Don Rea is on a whole different level of stupidity. #RyderCup2025 #rydercupeurope #rydercupusa

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@WarwickADavis Thank you so much for spending time to talk to my son Finley tonight at @wbtourlondon about a career in acting. It was very kind of you.

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@CPaulsonGolf @RyderCupEurope Why dont you invite the Canadians in, you might stand a chance of winning it soon.

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@ppargolfer Fuck em! That crowd gave him shit for 3 days, now he can have the last laugh. Give shit out, you got to take shit back.. USA weak spot right there.

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Thanks JJ Spaun... its red.

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#RyderCup2025 What colour do they show when USA are leading a match? #rydercup

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What an achievement. The city is buzzing right now! #SaintsFC

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The right decision in the end but what crazy people work at Red Bull to think this is acceptable for young drivers in F1. This isn't F1. #Redhill #YukiTsunoda #LiamLawson #Formula1

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Evidence of B Rated drivers? Helmut Marco Karma. #AustralianGP

[Gabe Pluguez @Gabepluguez]

Joe Rogan has had the world’s top health experts on his podcast.

They’ve revealed some mind-blowing facts that 99% of people wouldn’t know.

Here are my top 8: