Pat Sizemore

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If my choices in late April were 1. skip my difficult final exam and keep my A or 2. take the exam and risk it, I reckon I'd anti-test, too

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@TheoVon This one's just for Eisen isn't it 🤣

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@bonniemcfarlane :D

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I think the next step for "shooting the shit" podcasts is for several of them to become as scripted and well-acted as a network dramedy, without revealing it to the viewer - like kayfabe in wrestling. It's probably already happening. #podcast

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@JoeListComedy @elonmusk C'mon Joe, it's not like a comment on an Elon post will make 5000 comedy hipsters instantly follow us and ensure future success

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@DougBenson Marginal utility of the follow

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If you get dishonorably discharged after 1 day of service, do people still have to say thank you for your service, or is it just thanks #Veterans

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It's also what it saw, from a distance

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the face the fake theory of gravity made as it lay on its deathbed watching Galileo drop the stones at the same time.

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Everybody knows how to start podcasting. Nobody knows how to stop podcasting.

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NEW WORD:

anhemedia (n)

Definition: The inability to enjoy a particular piece of media, as much as you otherwise would have had you discovered it on your own, due to being forced to consume it under the supervision of one who already enjoys said piece of media. #words

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@sammorril if there is life on other planets, your voice should represent Earth

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Hey @Netflix and @YouTube - will AI in the future be capable of assessing the quality/relevance of 0 view 0 subscriber content without human signals? If there were only two people left on earth, current algorithms wouldn't know how to help them discover each other. Just wondering

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@elonmusk check out the 4 and only "followers" I've gotten if you are curious about bot behavior patterns

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Great new tool to find comedy shows near you https://t.co/BJ2lL10bdb #standupcomedy

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@marknorm Happy early MLK day. See ya in Nashville

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@Shanemgillis If I carried it around like a dork until I bumped into you at a show, would you sign my history degree in Philly (first week of June)? Loved the Pres podcast. Willing to pay either one state quarter of your choice, or five prepuce tassel buffalo nickels.